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Quoth Sheldonrs View PostI'm waiting for a story on some SC who interprets it as SELF-scan and then drops his pants and sits on the scanner, thinking his ass crack is a single-line bar code.Quoth Mr Hero View PostIf his ass doesn't scan, it must mean it's free.Quoth dalesys View PostFree for what?"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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Quoth LadyAndreca View PostYes, yes they are. That, or they're such EWs that they see a cashier 'just standing around' at the SCO station and demand we 'do something useful' and scan their items.
SC: Sirrrr! Get back her and ring me up!
Me: Ma'am this is a self scan, you scan & bag your self.
SC: Why! Are you lazy?
Me: That is what it is designed to do.
SC: Well, I will have a talk with a manger and see if that is true.
The Sc walks off and finds a regular lane. I asked the MOD about it and she did complain. The MOD had to show her that it was a self scan by making her watch regular customer walk up and use it.
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Quoth Sheldonrs View PostI'm waiting for a story on some SC who interprets it as SELF-scan and then drops his pants and sits on the scanner, thinking his ass crack is a single-line bar code.Quoth Mr Hero View PostIf his ass doesn't scan, it must mean it's free.Quoth dalesys View PostFree for what?Quoth Ironclad Alibi View PostFree for all!
If anyone needs me, I'll be over in the corner curled up whimpering....It's floating wicker propelled by fire!
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Quoth Pagan View PostOh gods.
If anyone needs me, I'll be over in the corner curled up whimpering....onies, get out of the hitchin'I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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My company has handheld scanners in some of its stores (thankfully, NOT MINE). I can only fear for the experiences employees in those stores have.
Quoth mattm04 View PostI was going on break, used the Self scan for my purchase and as I began to walk off a little old lady walks up behind me.
SC: Sirrrr! Get back her and ring me up!
Me: Ma'am this is a self scan, you scan & bag your self.
SC: Why! Are you lazy?
Me: That is what it is designed to do.
SC: Well, I will have a talk with a manger and see if that is true.
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Quoth Sheldonrs View PostI'm waiting for a story on some SC who interprets it as SELF-scan and then drops his pants and sits on the scanner, thinking his ass crack is a single-line bar code.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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