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So, since AFROTC is my full-time job now, I have time to volunteer for things. I joined the Arnold Air Society last semester, which is a service and honors organization affiliated with the Air Force ROTC. We want to go to our national convention in Seattle this April, and as such, have been holding "Burger Burns" these past two Wednesdays. Most people have been supportive, and we've raised a lotta money for just two days of work. But here's some examples of suck...
We're a Service Organization...not a Charity
A guy walks up, looking pretty interested and starts ordering a burger. Good thing is we've got some ready to go. As the 'cashier' is about to finish up with him and telling him what he owes, bright SC utters, "Oh, you have to pay?" Um, yes you idiot. How did you get to college...?
Do you see anything else besides burgers?
Okay, so a census booth was set up behind us. They were selling hotdogs cooked on their own grill. We, however, only cook burgers. All that's on our grill is burgers. So why do you see that and still ask if we got hotdogs?
Corollary: A girl at the end asked if we had brisket. Um, no...my friend who was cooking was cool about it; got his flirt on by promising her brisket if she came by next week. We'll see how it goes.
Sighting
Another student organization was selling pizza by the slice (a rip-off at $2 a slice). Towards the end, they started horsing around, which included a frisbee. Our orgs leader got hit in the foot with it, and glared at the guy. Next time, it hit our cook. I told him [leader] he should tear into them, but he told them sternly to cut it out and plans to tell Student Services about them.
We're a Service Organization...not a Charity
A guy walks up, looking pretty interested and starts ordering a burger. Good thing is we've got some ready to go. As the 'cashier' is about to finish up with him and telling him what he owes, bright SC utters, "Oh, you have to pay?" Um, yes you idiot. How did you get to college...?
Do you see anything else besides burgers?
Okay, so a census booth was set up behind us. They were selling hotdogs cooked on their own grill. We, however, only cook burgers. All that's on our grill is burgers. So why do you see that and still ask if we got hotdogs?
Corollary: A girl at the end asked if we had brisket. Um, no...my friend who was cooking was cool about it; got his flirt on by promising her brisket if she came by next week. We'll see how it goes.
Sighting
Another student organization was selling pizza by the slice (a rip-off at $2 a slice). Towards the end, they started horsing around, which included a frisbee. Our orgs leader got hit in the foot with it, and glared at the guy. Next time, it hit our cook. I told him [leader] he should tear into them, but he told them sternly to cut it out and plans to tell Student Services about them.