The Customer Who Ate Sand

[telecom_goddess]

My daughter, who's almost 17 now....did something hilarious when she was about 5 or so. We were dyeing easter eggs, with the colored dye stuff in vinegar.....looks like kool aid . She took a big drink and then did this and proceeded to do this

[Talon]

And a bowl full of butter? Eeewwww......

I can't believe it's not butter! Oh wait, it is butter

Could be worse. They could be drinking a whole bottle of vinegar thinking it was fine wine. Then complaining, trying to sue, almost getting an employee fired... wait, haven't I heard this story before?

[SouthernSugar]

Who grabs random jars of anything off a counter and sprinkles the contents on their food? That just... I... I'm fairly certain that's future Darwinism in action -- next time they might not be so lucky as to consume something as innocuous as sand!

[BookstoreEscapee]

My daughter, who's almost 17 now....did something hilarious when she was about 5 or so. We were dyeing easter eggs, with the colored dye stuff in vinegar.....looks like kool aid . She took a big drink and then did this and proceeded to do this

I'm surprised she didn't do this

[Zell]

What a childish response.

"YOU LEFT SOMETHING AROUND AND I USED IT SO IT'S YOUR FAULT!"

[TelephoneAngel]

Talking to a friend in a cafe, i took a shaked of sugar and poured it into my cup of tea............it was salt............

[Nashida]

I took my brother to Fuddrucker's for burgers once, and when we got to our table with our food he grabbed a large shaker and started putting what was inside it on his fries. He thought it was salt. Turned out to be sugar.

I tried a fry, just to see, and it actually didn't taste too bad with the sugar on it. Was almost like fried dough.

[Skeksin]

They were just hungry for sandwiches.....

[Plague*Star]

Who goes around & puts unlabeled substances on their food? That's a good way to end up in the emergency room.

My ex-gf had roaches in her apartment. To kill them, she sprinkled boric acid around, which she kept in a salt shaker. Her sister and BIL came for a visit, and....
Fortunately, nobody wound up on their back behind the 'fridge, although we did call the Poison Center.

About the same period, we went to $Big_Hotel for the Thanksgiving Day Buffet. On one table, close together, they had:

____Turkey__________Stuffing______________Seafood Newburg_____

with little placards by each. But guess what happened?
P*S