You're looking at this all wrong.
Dear customer:
Thank you for your interesting challenge! After giving this a great deal of thought, I have invented a new means of advertising for your company. Of course, since no one has access to the successor of the internet, which I call the Taboo-net, you can't see my work. But don't worry, as soon as your potential customers find it, they'll be beating down your door with orders! I would like to send you instructions as to how you can view your ads on the Taboo-net, but unfortunately, sending them to you via the internet would violate your requirements for secrecy.
Tell you what, just pay me forty-bazillion dollars in Taboo-bucks. These are the virtual dollars that your virtual customers will be paying for their virtual orders on the Taboo-net. I decided I needed to reinvent the monetary system too.
Love to chat, but I have to go reinvent the wheel now.
Dear customer:
Thank you for your interesting challenge! After giving this a great deal of thought, I have invented a new means of advertising for your company. Of course, since no one has access to the successor of the internet, which I call the Taboo-net, you can't see my work. But don't worry, as soon as your potential customers find it, they'll be beating down your door with orders! I would like to send you instructions as to how you can view your ads on the Taboo-net, but unfortunately, sending them to you via the internet would violate your requirements for secrecy.
Tell you what, just pay me forty-bazillion dollars in Taboo-bucks. These are the virtual dollars that your virtual customers will be paying for their virtual orders on the Taboo-net. I decided I needed to reinvent the monetary system too.
Love to chat, but I have to go reinvent the wheel now.
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