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background, work at gas station/ convince store
What does that have to do with anything?
Me: Hello, do you have a company X rewards card?
Sc: No, oh wait I do have one for company Y!
Me: Well would you like me to scan you one for us? It only takes a few seconds.
Sc: No, I already have one for company Y, and I want to use that one.
Me: Well that is company Y's rewards card we are Company X.
Sc: What does that have to do with anything?
.... Im sorry but it has EVERYTHING to do with anything. As if it was a credit card i could understand the question but it is two completely companies
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But he is over 18 and has kids!
Our policy is to ID anyone who looks under 30.
MB(mamma's boy)
MM( Moron's Mamma/Mamma Moron [you decide])
Guy comes in at like 6am
MB: "I want a pack of blend 54s"
Me: "I need you ID"
MB: "I don't have it and they are for my mom she is in the car."
Me: "Well i need you ID to prove you age regardless, its the law"
MB storms out of the store, MM comes in
MM: "I want a pack of blend 54s since you wouldn't sell them to my son so I didn't have to come in"
me: "Ok but I will need you id" (I can tell she is old and has gray hair"
MM goes outside and gets her ID, she like 54. I reluctantly sold them to her when technically I shouldn't probably have since someone else tried to buy them.
MM: "This is ridiculous my son is 26 with two kids and you won't let him buy smokes"
me, Took everything I had to not respond "26 and car pools with his mother to work at a grocery store as cashier or backstock, kind sad don't you think?"
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You shorted me you drawers gonna be over
I actually love quick change artists when my manager isn't around because I can stand my ground and they piss off.
POS (Piece of
, quick change artist)
Guy comes in and cashes in $25 of lottery wants cash, I had him a twenty and a five. Turn around to authorize a puimp.
POS:" You shorted me!" [now holding a ONE and a five]
me: "Really? I only had a single twenty in my drawer, and now it isn't there, you sure you didn't grab the wrong bill out of your pocket after deciding to count it once i turned around?"
POS: "Well your drawer is gonna be over"
ME: "Oh well [shrug]"
POS, turns around and leaves. Next customer in line asks what was that and I explained that I handed him a twenty and he misplaced it and wanted me to exchange another 20 I didn't have for his one. They agreed that if I really shorted him really wouldn't have backed down so easy.
NOTE TO EVERYONE: Watch out for people with $50 bills, it the main tool of the quick change people. Especially when getting $5 in gas. Count back money and maybe your manger will have your back.
I actually got hit by a good one, He got $15 on pump 5. and $4 in lottery. So i was to give him 31, change, didn't think anything of it, He claimed I shorted him. Repeted it all back he said NO i wanted $5 on pump 15, OK i owe him $10 more. SO he hands the moeny back as i grab another $10 from my drawer, and then notice. Im, shorting him because he pocketed a $20 and put in a 1, Im argueing with him saying no I didn't manager comes over. and takes $20 from my drawer, and tells me not to worry. I was beyond pissed. We watched the tape and she sees him pocket the $20, But says we ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ARGUE.
I was pissed that in 5 minutes he got what takes me 2.5 to make BEFORE taxes and she had no problem with it.
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I don't even work here
I love going to walmart they have everything and cheap handgun ammo. and there isn't much in the area to pass the time. I got to best one of their SCs for them because I came from work wearing a standard navy polo and khaki pants.
I was in sporting goods looking to see what ammo had arrived.
SC: "Where is the [something #1]?"
me: "Over on the next isle" (figured why waste an employees time since i actually knew)
Sc: "Well what about [something #2]"
me: "I have no idea."
sc: "Why the hell not?"
me: "No reason to be a prick about it"
sc: "Im gonna report you to a manger"
me: "Go right ahead I work at a gas station 20 miles from here, and I can call you a prick because your being one and I don't work here"
In retrospect I should have kept my mouth shut, because it would have been funny to have him bring a manager to me because well I didn't work there. Now, I often try to blend in and see who else screw with me but no luck.
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I'm sorry Im going home
Major pet peeve of mine, When you see me closing down and trying to go home. Don't get pissed at me when I saw I'm sorry im closed... I really don't care I just helped someone. Quit staring at me as I close down. OH yeah I did take another REGULAR customer when I was closed because well he was in a hurry and buys candy bars to help with our monthly goal and regularly gives them us when it is a kinda he doesn't like. So, when you random stranger are on my good side, or a hot girl, or a guy who jokes that while he likes my other male co-worker better since he a big fat guy you could just cuddle with but I'm still cute (and you laugh when I mention as long as your hot wife is cool with joining too)
Altough, I have went to other stores and asked a guy i saw closing his drawer , "Could I Please have a recepit for #6 its all I need, thank you" and got one because I really didn't want to wait in a line of 10 people because like management at my store they don't change the paper at the pumps.
What does that have to do with anything?
Me: Hello, do you have a company X rewards card?
Sc: No, oh wait I do have one for company Y!
Me: Well would you like me to scan you one for us? It only takes a few seconds.
Sc: No, I already have one for company Y, and I want to use that one.
Me: Well that is company Y's rewards card we are Company X.
Sc: What does that have to do with anything?
.... Im sorry but it has EVERYTHING to do with anything. As if it was a credit card i could understand the question but it is two completely companies
---
But he is over 18 and has kids!
Our policy is to ID anyone who looks under 30.
MB(mamma's boy)
MM( Moron's Mamma/Mamma Moron [you decide])
Guy comes in at like 6am
MB: "I want a pack of blend 54s"
Me: "I need you ID"
MB: "I don't have it and they are for my mom she is in the car."
Me: "Well i need you ID to prove you age regardless, its the law"
MB storms out of the store, MM comes in
MM: "I want a pack of blend 54s since you wouldn't sell them to my son so I didn't have to come in"
me: "Ok but I will need you id" (I can tell she is old and has gray hair"
MM goes outside and gets her ID, she like 54. I reluctantly sold them to her when technically I shouldn't probably have since someone else tried to buy them.
MM: "This is ridiculous my son is 26 with two kids and you won't let him buy smokes"
me, Took everything I had to not respond "26 and car pools with his mother to work at a grocery store as cashier or backstock, kind sad don't you think?"
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You shorted me you drawers gonna be over
I actually love quick change artists when my manager isn't around because I can stand my ground and they piss off.
POS (Piece of
, quick change artist)Guy comes in and cashes in $25 of lottery wants cash, I had him a twenty and a five. Turn around to authorize a puimp.
POS:" You shorted me!" [now holding a ONE and a five]
me: "Really? I only had a single twenty in my drawer, and now it isn't there, you sure you didn't grab the wrong bill out of your pocket after deciding to count it once i turned around?"
POS: "Well your drawer is gonna be over"
ME: "Oh well [shrug]"
POS, turns around and leaves. Next customer in line asks what was that and I explained that I handed him a twenty and he misplaced it and wanted me to exchange another 20 I didn't have for his one. They agreed that if I really shorted him really wouldn't have backed down so easy.
NOTE TO EVERYONE: Watch out for people with $50 bills, it the main tool of the quick change people. Especially when getting $5 in gas. Count back money and maybe your manger will have your back.
I actually got hit by a good one, He got $15 on pump 5. and $4 in lottery. So i was to give him 31, change, didn't think anything of it, He claimed I shorted him. Repeted it all back he said NO i wanted $5 on pump 15, OK i owe him $10 more. SO he hands the moeny back as i grab another $10 from my drawer, and then notice. Im, shorting him because he pocketed a $20 and put in a 1, Im argueing with him saying no I didn't manager comes over. and takes $20 from my drawer, and tells me not to worry. I was beyond pissed. We watched the tape and she sees him pocket the $20, But says we ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ARGUE.
I was pissed that in 5 minutes he got what takes me 2.5 to make BEFORE taxes and she had no problem with it.
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I don't even work here
I love going to walmart they have everything and cheap handgun ammo. and there isn't much in the area to pass the time. I got to best one of their SCs for them because I came from work wearing a standard navy polo and khaki pants.
I was in sporting goods looking to see what ammo had arrived.
SC: "Where is the [something #1]?"
me: "Over on the next isle" (figured why waste an employees time since i actually knew)
Sc: "Well what about [something #2]"
me: "I have no idea."
sc: "Why the hell not?"
me: "No reason to be a prick about it"
sc: "Im gonna report you to a manger"
me: "Go right ahead I work at a gas station 20 miles from here, and I can call you a prick because your being one and I don't work here"
In retrospect I should have kept my mouth shut, because it would have been funny to have him bring a manager to me because well I didn't work there. Now, I often try to blend in and see who else screw with me but no luck.
---
I'm sorry Im going home
Major pet peeve of mine, When you see me closing down and trying to go home. Don't get pissed at me when I saw I'm sorry im closed... I really don't care I just helped someone. Quit staring at me as I close down. OH yeah I did take another REGULAR customer when I was closed because well he was in a hurry and buys candy bars to help with our monthly goal and regularly gives them us when it is a kinda he doesn't like. So, when you random stranger are on my good side, or a hot girl, or a guy who jokes that while he likes my other male co-worker better since he a big fat guy you could just cuddle with but I'm still cute (and you laugh when I mention as long as your hot wife is cool with joining too)
Altough, I have went to other stores and asked a guy i saw closing his drawer , "Could I Please have a recepit for #6 its all I need, thank you" and got one because I really didn't want to wait in a line of 10 people because like management at my store they don't change the paper at the pumps.
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