-It will be $105 to release your car M’am, cash or credit
-I have my AAA card, can I use that?
-No
-But, your sign says you take AAA!
-AAA will not pay for trespass tows, it’s the same as getting a speeding ticket, they only pay for roadside services.
-Well, I’m from out of town, can’t you give me a discount for not knowing the rules here?
-No
-Well, what if I show you a student ID? Can I get a discount for that?
-No
-Well, what if I show you my boyfriend’s military ID? Can I get a discount for that?
-No
-Well, what if I show you my FOP membership card? Can I get a discount for that?
-No
-Well, what if….
-*Sigh* Ma’m, there are NO discounts of any kind. You need to pay $105 to get your car back, cash or credit, and I cannot make it any simpler.
-Well, you don’t have to get all huffy and mad! I’m entitled to know my options!
For all future customers, here’s your “option” when your car ends up behind my chain-link fence.
A. Pay $105 and get car back
B. Do not pay $105, do not get car back, car accrues storage fees at the rate of $30 a day. After 30 days, it’s declared abandoned, DMV revokes title, declares us the owner of vehicle, we sell it for scrap to Goober, that crazy old coot who runs the local scrap yard and is sometimes a bit TOO excited about getting new things for the pile, if you know what I mean.
-I have my AAA card, can I use that?
-No
-But, your sign says you take AAA!
-AAA will not pay for trespass tows, it’s the same as getting a speeding ticket, they only pay for roadside services.
-Well, I’m from out of town, can’t you give me a discount for not knowing the rules here?
-No
-Well, what if I show you a student ID? Can I get a discount for that?
-No
-Well, what if I show you my boyfriend’s military ID? Can I get a discount for that?
-No
-Well, what if I show you my FOP membership card? Can I get a discount for that?
-No
-Well, what if….
-*Sigh* Ma’m, there are NO discounts of any kind. You need to pay $105 to get your car back, cash or credit, and I cannot make it any simpler.
-Well, you don’t have to get all huffy and mad! I’m entitled to know my options!
For all future customers, here’s your “option” when your car ends up behind my chain-link fence.
A. Pay $105 and get car back
B. Do not pay $105, do not get car back, car accrues storage fees at the rate of $30 a day. After 30 days, it’s declared abandoned, DMV revokes title, declares us the owner of vehicle, we sell it for scrap to Goober, that crazy old coot who runs the local scrap yard and is sometimes a bit TOO excited about getting new things for the pile, if you know what I mean.
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