Class upgrade.

[Mr Hero]

I had an annoying customer check in today complain about the price and the taxes. No big deal. Everyone does, but it gets old.

At level 30, you get the option of questing for advanced jobs. Some of the available jobs are Paladin, Bard, Dragoon, or Blue Mage. Usually there's not an option to take on a quest to unlock the Sucky Customer job, but some how this guy managed.

He came to the desk and asked for a quarter since one of them rolled underneath the washing machine. I figure what the heck it's only a quarter, so I grab a refund slip and have him fill out the necesarry information.

SC: You're having me sign a slip for a quarter?
Me: Yes. We have to keep track of everything in our cash drawer.
SC: (rolls eyes) Whatever.

It's that "whatever" comment that upgraded him from annoying to sucky. Congratulations, douchebag.

[Polenicus]

See, that's why so many people are leveling the Sucky Customer job class.

Paladin? You gotta run around all over the place, kill skeletons, fight elementals, selflessly sacrifice material gain, fish rare creatures from leech-infested waters, and eventually infiltrate the stronghold of the Orcish Horde itself, and fight two of their strongest warriors at once.

Blue Mage? You have to sacrifice part of your soul, battle monsters all over the world and endure their power, then defeat them to steal that power for yourself, starting out as a weakling, barely able to defeat a rabbit, and clawing your way up. Then you're forced to face demonic creatures, Soul Flayers, and the fate that awaits you should your control over the energies you've gathered slip for even a moment.

Sucky Customer? You have to be a douche.

That's it. Quest flagged and complete.

(By the way, props for FFXI reference!)

[Dips]

SC: You're having me sign a slip for a quarter?

"Yeesss. Why else would you be signing a slip?"

[underemployeed]

"Yeesss. Why else would you be signing a slip?"

Actually, I believe that SC might have an ego complex and they think that they will one day be famous or already think they are, at which point you plan on selling the slip for more than a quarter.

Maybe next time SC will decide to try and get the quarter that under the machine because there is less effort that dealing with procedures.

[Mr Hero]

Actually, I believe that SC might have an ego complex and they think that they will one day be famous or already think they are, at which point you plan on selling the slip for more than a quarter.

Maybe next time SC will decide to try and get the quarter that under the machine because there is less effort that dealing with procedures.

Knowing the SC hey probably went back to retrieve the stray quarter.