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  • YOU BETTER FIND OUT!

    Customer: You cut my telephone wire.
    Me: Ok, since it’s the telephone company’s wire, they’ll have to fix it. (sucks, I know)
    Customer: Will they make me pay for it?
    Me: I don’t know.
    Customer: Well, why not?
    Me: I don’t know their procedures, mam.
    Customer: Well, you’d better find out!
    The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

  • #2
    YEAH!!!! You better!!!!!!!! :shakes fist:
    Unseen but seeing
    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
    There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
    3rd shift needs love, too
    RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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    • #3
      Shame on you for not knowing another company's procedures! Tsk tsk tsk.
      Age and wisdom don't necessarily go together. Some people just become stupid with more authority.

      "Who put the goat in there? The yellow goat I ate."

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      • #4
        *sarcasm* You mean you don't have that manual at your company? You know, the BIG HUGE THICK one that sits on the pedestal. It contains every single company in the world - their policies and procedures, store hours, inventory on hand, owners, administrative hierachy, and an applications for employment? Wow. I'm surprised! *end sarcasm*
        "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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        • #5
          Shake yer fist harder, boy! They're gettin' away!
          "I call murder on that!"

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          • #6
            Quoth friendofjimmyk View Post
            *sarcasm* You mean you don't have that manual at your company? You know, the BIG HUGE THICK one that sits on the pedestal. It contains every single company in the world - their policies and procedures, store hours, inventory on hand, owners, administrative hierachy, and an applications for employment? Wow. I'm surprised! *end sarcasm*
            Hey, don't forget . . . it also contains the companies phone numbers . . .
            This area is left blank for a reason.

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            • #7
              This is the same species of people who demand I find out from Nintendo when more Wiis are coming in...

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              • #8
                Quoth Juwl View Post
                Shake yer fist harder, boy! They're gettin' away!
                Gotta love The Simpsons.
                I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

                Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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