Do you want me to serve your food to you raw and uncooked?!

[arminius58]

Reminds me of this guy who came in with his friend (his friend had already called in and ordered)

SC: So what ya'll got ready in here?
Me: We don't cook any of our food till it is ordered.
SC: OK, I'll take that pizza there (pointing to another customers food).
Me: Sorry Sir we can't give you other customers food. (Starting to get a little annoyed at this point)
SC: What kind of place is this don't have f****n food ready to go, fine give me some of those. *points to a picture of brownies*
Me: Sorry Sir those have to be cooked as well, as I said earlier nothing is cooked until you order it.
SC: Well your just f****g stupid, and this place is f****g stupid, just give me a coke, or do you have to cook that too.

By the way I felt more sorry for his friend cause you could tell he was getting really embarrassed, and I really did want to say no we have to cook the Coke as well.

[Lace Neil Singer]

This only counts as cookie-worthy if you're making us guess whether it's from one of the books or from the show. (I have neither read nor watched enough to be able to guess at which it is, although I have done enough of each to know that it could also be both, verbatim in both cases).

Episode and series will do well enough; I don't expect people to have memorised the books like I have. XD

[BowserKoopa1]

SC: Well your just f****g stupid, and this place is f****g stupid, just give me a coke, or do you have to cook that too.

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At this point when he starts cussing you out, you have every right to throw his ass out. Good thing it wasn't me, I'd really have to restrain myself from saying something back to the customer for being a total moron. I hope this guy gets food poisoning.