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  • #16
    Quoth AFpheonix View Post
    Corn pops occurred to me later
    Would a sadomasochist poop Capn' Crunch? I know what it does to my mouth, I'd hate to see what it would do to my butt....
    Uhh, tootie fruities? It's a generic brand, but still cereal nonetheless!!
    This area is left blank for a reason.

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    • #17
      Quoth AFpheonix View Post
      Cocoa puffs, anyone?

      AWRIGHT!! It's not nice to make Cherry B snort milk up her nose she laffed so hard!
      Glares at AFpheonix!

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      • #18
        Well, a little sinus irrigation is good for the soul

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        • #19
          Little odd tidbit to brighten your day: Captain Crunch with Crunchberries tastes better coming up, and even smells good if it gets stuck in your nose.


          Ah, the lessons morning sickness teaches us.....
          ...how do used tampons attract thieves? ---Sleepwalker

          Chickens are Asexual!

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          • #20
            Quoth TruthHurts View Post
            I found out later that she did claim to have allergies not only to soap but apparantly manners. I swear when someone orders me to march over and do something I wanna ask them to march out of my lobby and my sight.
            When you get the "March right over" statement simply snap to attention, click you heals together, give the Nazi salute, reply "Jawhol Mein Furher", and then goose step over to where ever they want to go.
            Bow down before me for I am ROOT

            Preserving precious bodily fluids sine 1952

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            • #21
              Quoth AFpheonix View Post
              Corn pops occurred to me later
              Would a sadomasochist poop Capn' Crunch? I know what it does to my mouth, I'd hate to see what it would do to my butt....
              I was thinking shredded wheat, preferably the big blocks of it.

              I think it would feel like crapping a Brillo pad.
              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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              • #22
                Quoth TruthHurts View Post
                I found out later that she did claim to have allergies not only to soap but apparantly manners.

                Like I said before, she could've handled it MUCH better, if it is in fact true that she has allergies.
                Unseen but seeing
                oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                3rd shift needs love, too
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                • #23
                  Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                  *has now officially sworn off all cereals for the rest of her life*
                  Even these?(I have no idea what they're called)
                  Last edited by HYHYBT; 12-24-2006, 08:22 AM. Reason: invalid url
                  Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.

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