Things I shouldn't have to say at work....

[Magpie]

"Yes, the reusable diapers need to be washed after your baby uses them. Yes, after every single time."

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Granted, I'm the kind of person who thinks washing diapers is icky, and is going to pay the extra $5 to get diaper service, but still.

[Primer]

[ALL grading policies are set out in my first day syllabus. I also pass out a day-to-day schedule for the whole semester, including homework assignments.]

No, you may not make up the quiz you missed last time.

Yes, the test is due by tonight, 8pm. No, you may not take it next week.

No, I do not drop a test score.

No, I do not give extra credit assignments.

Yes, you did miss something important. Didn't you check the schedule to see what we covered while you were gone?

It might help if you came to class on time, or even at all.

[Lostfiniel]

"Yes, you need money to stay in a hotel room."

"No, I'm sorry, I can't let you take our keg to your room."

"Please don't open that door to our storage" (Happens about once a day, they shouldn't have made it look so appealing.)

"I can't let you sleep in the lobby unless you're a guest."

"The bathrooms are also not supposed to be slept in."

"I'm sorry, but I need you to put some clothes on."

"No, the front desk does not offer massage services" ( Creepy guests )

"We can't waive the taxes, it's not a fee, it's a tax."

"The room is 149.00 a night. I can't lower that to 69.00, sorry."

[crazylegs]

No, I can't give you a lift.

[sweetj82]

- no i cant return your used preg test

-Please do not write on our walls

-we are closed for the christmas holiday....all our registers are closed and the doors are locked. no we cant open just for you

-yes i am the MOD no i am not 12(at old supermarket i worked at)

-no you cant use my discount

[lwb]

[ALL grading policies are set out in my first day syllabus. I also pass out a day-to-day schedule for the whole semester, including homework assignments.]

No, you may not make up the quiz you missed last time.

Yes, the test is due by tonight, 8pm. No, you may not take it next week.

No, I do not drop a test score.

No, I do not give extra credit assignments.

Yes, you did miss something important. Didn't you check the schedule to see what we covered while you were gone?

It might help if you came to class on time, or even at all.

You sound like me. Are you me? Am I you? I'm so confused!