Cone Wars 2: Attack Of The Cones

[Lace Neil Singer]

Tonight, we had not one but two customers murder yet more of our cones by driving over them. The first customer did so just after we'd closed; cuz there were customers on the forecourt we just let him on a pump. The second drove over a cone when we were pretty much shutting up shop. She asked my collegue Jim, who was outside locking the pumps up, why there were cones there blocking the entrance. She must have thought we put them there for decoration or something.

[Megg]

Drats! I was hoping we could hear about an SC getting an ice cream on their heads, or something! People can be so dumb, how did we not go extinct before now?

[ShadowTiger]

Solution: Within the friendly soft delicious rubbery interior of the cone, lies a brutal hardened frigid rusted iron spike of tire brutalizing +3 Pwn damage.

[RayvenQ]

Methinks it's time you fought back, fill those suckers with concrete and then see how the war goes

[Fire_on_High]

a brutal hardened frigid rusted iron spike of tire brutalizing +3 Pwn damage.

Can we make that as a random drop rogue mainhander?

[bainsidhe]

Hmm, I was thinking metal post but I kinda like the cement idea.

[Andara Bledin]

You could always just put a cement base on them.

You know, to keep them from, uh... blowing away... or something.... >.>

^-.-^

[Lace Neil Singer]

Lulz. But it would only work if we'd locked the doors so the SCs couldn't come in and whine. XD

[Anakah]

For some reason I too was thinking this was going to be an ice cream cone story hehe but Yeah, if there is something blocking the way, DO NOT run it over!!

[crazylegs]

People can be so dumb, how did we not go extinct before now?

You see megg, with the abundance of hazard warning labels, safety guards and the ready supply of first aid even the most intelligence deficient among us can still survive to reproductive age... [/Mangled Gravekeeper Quote]

[Bloodsoul]

I think a call to these customers' parental units is in order...

[dalesys]

It's too bad that Lace's employer can't afford to install the hydraulic bollards that shoot up out of the pavement...

Which could lead to games of "Toyota tiddly-winks"

[Cyphr]

Load them up with nails and seal the bottom.
Last I checked storing things in cones is still legal.

[dalesys]

Of course, Lace will need a forklift to emplace the twit traps enhanced cones, as they will be too heavy for any three gorillas to move...

[Ironclad Alibi]

Solution: Within the friendly soft delicious rubbery interior of the cone, lies a brutal hardened frigid rusted iron spike of tire brutalizing +3 Pwn damage.

Lulz. But it would only work if we'd locked the doors so the SCs couldn't come in and whine. XD

That's why you keep another brutal hardened frigid rusted iron spike of tire brutalizing +3 Pwn damage within easy reach.

Of course, once you scared them with it, you'd have to clean up the resulting mess.