I didn't get a chance to thank you for your visit to our bookstore. It was so nice of you to drop by! How unfortunate that you decided you didn't want to buy anything, but I can understand. Perhaps next time you and your two, uh, boisterous offspring will find something which you would like to purchase.
I also wanted to comment on your fantastic parenting skills. I just really can't wait until your two bratlings -- er, darling children grow up to become sophisticated, thoughtful adults with impeccable manners just like you. For example, I couldn't help but notice the extreme courtesy you all exhibited by leaving the children's book section in complete and utter disarray. I'm sure that by teaching your children that it's okay to come into a store, read books, drop them on the floor, TEAR PAGES OUT, pull piles of books off the shelves with no intention of replacing them, and leave without buying anything is completely acceptable.
I did want to ask, if I may: however did you manage to leave a veritable tornado of damage and disaster in your wake in such a short amount of time? I'm sure that physicists around the world would be astounded at your ability to waste people's time (and money) without having to sacrifice even a tenth as much of your own.
I'm sure we'll be seeing you again soon!
From,
Your friendly overworked cashier/maid
P.S. YOU
I also wanted to comment on your fantastic parenting skills. I just really can't wait until your two bratlings -- er, darling children grow up to become sophisticated, thoughtful adults with impeccable manners just like you. For example, I couldn't help but notice the extreme courtesy you all exhibited by leaving the children's book section in complete and utter disarray. I'm sure that by teaching your children that it's okay to come into a store, read books, drop them on the floor, TEAR PAGES OUT, pull piles of books off the shelves with no intention of replacing them, and leave without buying anything is completely acceptable.
I did want to ask, if I may: however did you manage to leave a veritable tornado of damage and disaster in your wake in such a short amount of time? I'm sure that physicists around the world would be astounded at your ability to waste people's time (and money) without having to sacrifice even a tenth as much of your own.
I'm sure we'll be seeing you again soon!
From,
Your friendly overworked cashier/maid
P.S. YOU
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