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-Yes, I think my car was towed from 100 Dome St. Did you impound it?
-Well, let’s see, yes I have a car matching your description from 100 Dome St. Parked without a permit, it will be $105 cash or credit to release.
-Oh please don’t impound it! Please!
-Well, it’s in the impound lot right now
-But, I can get it back right?! If I come down right now?!
-Yes, it will be $105 cash or credit to release as long as you get here within 24 hours.
-Whew, thanks, as long as it won’t be impounded.
-Well, as long as you pick it up before storage starts, it’ll be $105, nothing will change in the meantime.
-Okay, I’m on my way! Just please don’t impound it!
-Er, um, okay, I’ll have someone waiting up front.
Randy goes up front and waits for her, she arrives about 10 minutes later and breezes through the paperwork without issue. When finished, she tells Randy,
-Thanks so much! I was afraid I was going to be impounded!
-You’re welcome Miss, anytime, we’ll meet you around back at the gate. He says.
She merrily went on her way, happy that we had towed her car in, put it behind a locked fence, and charged her $105 to get it back, but had not, apparently, impounded it.
I wonder what color the sky is in her world?
-Well, let’s see, yes I have a car matching your description from 100 Dome St. Parked without a permit, it will be $105 cash or credit to release.
-Oh please don’t impound it! Please!
-Well, it’s in the impound lot right now
-But, I can get it back right?! If I come down right now?!
-Yes, it will be $105 cash or credit to release as long as you get here within 24 hours.
-Whew, thanks, as long as it won’t be impounded.
-Well, as long as you pick it up before storage starts, it’ll be $105, nothing will change in the meantime.
-Okay, I’m on my way! Just please don’t impound it!
-Er, um, okay, I’ll have someone waiting up front.
Randy goes up front and waits for her, she arrives about 10 minutes later and breezes through the paperwork without issue. When finished, she tells Randy,
-Thanks so much! I was afraid I was going to be impounded!
-You’re welcome Miss, anytime, we’ll meet you around back at the gate. He says.
She merrily went on her way, happy that we had towed her car in, put it behind a locked fence, and charged her $105 to get it back, but had not, apparently, impounded it.
I wonder what color the sky is in her world?
Her sky is apparently powder blue with rainbows and kittens.. 
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