wow, a full on suck sundae

[sarasquirrel]

i wonder how that would taste

i got into work at 2 today. i didnt think today would be too bad. it was sunny out but not warm so maybe the kids would stay away. (that didnt work)

the first idiot i dealt with was within my first 30 mins being there. i wrote it down to be my idiot of the day but i had far too many today to choose from.

i got called up to help ring. i call "i can take whoever's next"

nothing

repeat

lady: "oh...are you here?" wtf
throws bag of popcorn on counter.
"i dont need a bag"
i tell her the total.
...
"what?"
repeat
*throws the money at me.* 2 bucks had to throw them at me separately i guess. bitch.

i love it when im ringing and i take the next person and theyre like "oh, are you open?"

WTF>> did u not just see me ring someone? bastard

anyways. there were a TON of kids today. oh joy.ihatekids. scavenger hunt. who the hell, by the way, puts condoms on a scavenger hunt. really.

some lady asked if we had any more Tide on sale. i go look, yup.. plenty. i go up front and tell her yes we have some. and her and my cw D asked was there some in the back. i was like theres plenty out on the shelf. the lady was like "really where?" i tell her "aisle 7, all the way down on the left"
"ohhhh i didnt look down the aisle"
WTF. she only looked at the front endcap, which btw had Purex and Cascade....she then proceeded to walk down aisle 8. and i was like *EHEM* aisle 7 *point*

Had a floater pharmacist, old, slow. that was fun...

watched a bunch of kids all day. cuz you know, you really wanna spend your day at seavee-ess. playing with Axe, makeup or condoms. what a fun day!

i had to clean up makeup from 2 different areas.

i noticed this :


and in another area saw someone used foundation to write I *heart* U

the lipstick came off easy. the foundation didnt. luckily i found i was able to take out the panel and flip it. also found 2 stolen Maybelline Vibrating mascaras. bitches.

The Cherry
I see this guy. looks familiar. then it hits me
this guy steals from us. we can never catch him. but we see it on camera afterwords all the time

so i run and tell my cw L to keep and eye on him and his buddy and i'm gonna watch them from upstairs. so i do and see the big guy shoving crap into his jacket and i get on the phone with the cops and he takes off.

they caught him and 3 other guys in a car on the street out back from us.

257 bucks worth of
Dove soap 6 pk
Caress soap 6pk
Secret Deoderant
Advil
Axe

wtf

3rd time ive had to ID someone.
2nd time ive ridden in a cop car

it was a crazy night. also happened to be the busiest...money wise.

the good part? its over....and the cop was realllly cute

[Andara Bledin]

they caught him and 3 other guys in a car on the street out back from us.

Congrats on getting the scumbag nabbed!

^-.-^

[sarasquirrel]

Congrats on getting the scumbag nabbed!

^-.-^

yesss!

i hope they couldn't see me in the car though. cuz i recognized to of the guys from being in the store before. and they've probably seen me. oh well. they're banned essentially. i signed the statement saying if they come in the store again they are not welcome and will be taken away

[Plaidman]

I'm always proud to see our members safely take out the thieving scum. Though sadily, he'll be out within a week.


That being said... how could you guys like, not see that amount being stolen! That's alot!

[ralerin]

The Maybelline vibrating mascara always cracks me up. Bet whoever came up with it didn't think of another intended use for it.

[sarasquirrel]

I'm always proud to see our members safely take out the thieving scum. Though sadily, he'll be out within a week.


That being said... how could you guys like, not see that amount being stolen! That's alot!

i wasnt watching his buddy, so i didnt see him take the advil n stuff, i was focused on the big guy, he was easier to recognize. and they were only in the store less than 5 minutes. cops were there in 2 haha

The Maybelline vibrating mascara always cracks me up. Bet whoever came up with it didn't think of another intended use for it.

i know right?

[BookstoreEscapee]

who the hell, by the way, puts condoms on a scavenger hunt. really.

The same people that put Playgirl on a scavenger hunt. Bonus points because they actually had to come up to the register and ask for it (took all the "adult" mags off the newstand racks years ago because we found them in the men's room all the time...or tucked in between books (often in the religion section, of all places)...or shoved under the comfy chair cushions). If they're young enough, buying condoms will be embarrassing enough on its own.

The Maybelline vibrating mascara always cracks me up. Bet whoever came up with it didn't think of another intended use for it.

Frankly, just the thought of a vibrating brush that close to my eye frightens me. Who came up with that in the first place? (I don't wear mascara, anyway. My eyelashes are long enough to touch my glasses on their own. )

[sarasquirrel]

The same people that put Playgirl on a scavenger hunt. Bonus points because they actually had to come up to the register and ask for it (took all the "adult" mags off the newstand racks years ago because we found them in the men's room all the time...or tucked in between books (often in the religion section, of all places)...or shoved under the comfy chair cushions). If they're young enough, buying condoms will be embarrassing enough on its own.




Frankly, just the thought of a vibrating brush that close to my eye frightens me. Who came up with that in the first place? (I don't wear mascara, anyway. My eyelashes are long enough to touch my glasses on their own. )

not to mention its like at least 15 bucks...really? no thanks

[BookstoreEscapee]

not to mention its like at least 15 bucks...really? no thanks

Really? I hardly wear makeup at all, but I wouldn't spend that much on drugstore brands.

As for "other uses"...how strong is the vibration? Makes it sound even scarier for its intended use.

[sarasquirrel]

Really? I hardly wear makeup at all, but I wouldn't spend that much on drugstore brands.

As for "other uses"...how strong is the vibration? Makes it sound even scarier for its intended use.

i played with the display "tester" they had...its enough vibration for me to not want to put it near my eyes lol.

it is expensive for a drug store, but the fancy brands have vibrating mascaras too.


i havent worn makeup in like 6 months lol. my skin is just too crappy to even try to cover up at this point

[AtDIelement]

The Maybelline vibrating mascara always cracks me up. Bet whoever came up with it didn't think of another intended use for it.

Like what?

[EricKei]

Like what?

Why, the same ... uh.... "alternate use" ...as those Hello Kitty vibrating shoulder massagers, of course >_>

[sms001]

they caught him and 3 other guys in a car on the street out back from us.

257 bucks worth of Dove soap 6 pk Caress soap 6pk Secret Deoderant Advil Axe

I hope you don't prosecute them. It's pretty obvious they're trying to clean up their act....

<g,d,r>

[BookstoreEscapee]

it is expensive for a drug store, but the fancy brands have vibrating mascaras too.

Perhaps I should clarify... I wouldn't spend anything on the fancy brands. The few times I've worn a "full face" it just felt so weird. I can't imagine doing that every day.

[Magpie]

The few times I've worn a "full face" it just felt so weird. I can't imagine doing that every day.

And the person doing it to you always pretends that it's not the least bit uncomfortable. Now, I know that they obviously think that, given that they do it often enough to know how to do someone else, but it means I'll never believe them when they try to offer stuff that's less annoying.