Well, this was my weekend. Yes, just the past TWO DAYS. How was yours?
Overheard: The count.
A guest is passing the front desk, where we've put our leftover cookies from "snack time"
Guest: "One cookie! ah-ah-ah-ah! Two cookies! ah-ah-ah-ah!"
Directionally challenged:
Guest: "Where's the bathroom?"
Guest's friend (in another room): "That way!"
Guest: (not looking) Okay. *wonders off*
Then WAKE HIM UP.
So I got a phone call from my Night Audit boi last night at 2:17 in the morning. No, I wasn't asleep, which he's lucky. However, I was in the middle of some X-rated stuff which certainly did NOT pause while NAb was on the phone with me.
Night Audit boi: NAb
Evil Queen:![Wave](https://www.customerssuck.com/board/core/images/smilies/smileywaving.gif)
Phone rings. I answer; "Ya-llo?"
NAb: Hey, EQ, it's NAb.
Me: *ooph* Hey. What's wrong?
NAb: There's a guy just standing in the hall way. I think he's sleep walking.
Me: That's kinda rare but it's been known to happen. Just tap him on the shoulder and tell him to go to his room.
NAb: So... I just wake him up?
Me:
yes.
NAb: Then what do I do?
Me: *twitches and not from what my companion is doing to me* You tell him to go to his room.
This goes on for a full two minutes, back and forth. BLAH! When I come in for my next shift, I find out NAb wound up calling our boss FIVE separate times about this guy. Later in the day, I also find out he was sent back to the hotel because he was so hung over he's getting sick during class.![Laughing](https://www.customerssuck.com/board/core/images/smilies/laugh.gif)
Lack of planning on your part...
We're sold out. Lady walks in and politely asks; "Do you have any rooms available?"
Me: I'm sorry Ma'am, we're all sold out.
Lady: Really?
Me: Yes.
Lady: But that's not fair! I just stayed in <same chain> in El Paso last night! I should get a room.
Me:
*glare* I'm sorry. But we're sold out.
Lady: .... Oh, uh, I was just kidding.
Me: uh-huh. *suggests another hotel*
I HATE KIDS
Incoming call; sounds relatively normal except for the giggling in the background. I figure; meh? Who cares? Graduation is coming up so it's probably students making reservations for a party of some sort.
Caller: Hi, do you have any rooms available Saturday?
Me: *checks* I do, yes.
Caller: What's your biggest room available?
Me: My biggest room available is <room>, which is a handicapped king bed.
Caller: What's the difference between a handicap room and a regular room?
Me: In this one, it's simply bigger to allow for a wheel chair. Would you like to book the room?
Caller: Yeah, I have 5 people, can I get, like, a cot or something?
Me: Yes, we have rollaway beds available. Your rate for that many people would be <rate; I added an extra $10 to the rate because I figured they where all "kids">
Caller: Okay, I'd like to book it then.
Me: Sure, your last name?
Caller: Cyrus.
Me: OKay, and your first name?
Caller: *giggle giggle* Miley.
Me:
I'm sorry, we don't allow children at this location. *click*
A moment later, the phone rings again. This time it's a boy calling, but I can still hear the giggling in the background. He asks if he can make a reservation.
Me: Yes, what for date?
Caller: What?
Me: For what date?
Caller: *giggle* What?
Me: For what date?
Caller: what?
Me: ..... *click*
Thankfully, tomorrow's my day off. For now; I glue myself to the TV for BioShock 2.
Reeeesst......
Overheard: The count.
A guest is passing the front desk, where we've put our leftover cookies from "snack time"
Guest: "One cookie! ah-ah-ah-ah! Two cookies! ah-ah-ah-ah!"
Directionally challenged:
Guest: "Where's the bathroom?"
Guest's friend (in another room): "That way!"
Guest: (not looking) Okay. *wonders off*
Then WAKE HIM UP.
So I got a phone call from my Night Audit boi last night at 2:17 in the morning. No, I wasn't asleep, which he's lucky. However, I was in the middle of some X-rated stuff which certainly did NOT pause while NAb was on the phone with me.
Night Audit boi: NAb
Evil Queen:
![Wave](https://www.customerssuck.com/board/core/images/smilies/smileywaving.gif)
Phone rings. I answer; "Ya-llo?"
NAb: Hey, EQ, it's NAb.
Me: *ooph* Hey. What's wrong?
NAb: There's a guy just standing in the hall way. I think he's sleep walking.
Me: That's kinda rare but it's been known to happen. Just tap him on the shoulder and tell him to go to his room.
NAb: So... I just wake him up?
Me:
![WTF?](https://www.customerssuck.com/board/core/images/smilies/wtf.gif)
NAb: Then what do I do?
Me: *twitches and not from what my companion is doing to me* You tell him to go to his room.
This goes on for a full two minutes, back and forth. BLAH! When I come in for my next shift, I find out NAb wound up calling our boss FIVE separate times about this guy. Later in the day, I also find out he was sent back to the hotel because he was so hung over he's getting sick during class.
![Laughing](https://www.customerssuck.com/board/core/images/smilies/laugh.gif)
Lack of planning on your part...
We're sold out. Lady walks in and politely asks; "Do you have any rooms available?"
Me: I'm sorry Ma'am, we're all sold out.
Lady: Really?
Me: Yes.
Lady: But that's not fair! I just stayed in <same chain> in El Paso last night! I should get a room.
Me:
![Burning Up](https://www.customerssuck.com/board/core/images/smilies/bur2.gif)
Lady: .... Oh, uh, I was just kidding.
Me: uh-huh. *suggests another hotel*
I HATE KIDS
Incoming call; sounds relatively normal except for the giggling in the background. I figure; meh? Who cares? Graduation is coming up so it's probably students making reservations for a party of some sort.
Caller: Hi, do you have any rooms available Saturday?
Me: *checks* I do, yes.
Caller: What's your biggest room available?
Me: My biggest room available is <room>, which is a handicapped king bed.
Caller: What's the difference between a handicap room and a regular room?
Me: In this one, it's simply bigger to allow for a wheel chair. Would you like to book the room?
Caller: Yeah, I have 5 people, can I get, like, a cot or something?
Me: Yes, we have rollaway beds available. Your rate for that many people would be <rate; I added an extra $10 to the rate because I figured they where all "kids">
Caller: Okay, I'd like to book it then.
Me: Sure, your last name?
Caller: Cyrus.
Me: OKay, and your first name?
Caller: *giggle giggle* Miley.
Me:
![Ranting](https://www.customerssuck.com/board/core/images/smilies/ranting3.gif)
A moment later, the phone rings again. This time it's a boy calling, but I can still hear the giggling in the background. He asks if he can make a reservation.
Me: Yes, what for date?
Caller: What?
Me: For what date?
Caller: *giggle* What?
Me: For what date?
Caller: what?
Me: ..... *click*
Thankfully, tomorrow's my day off. For now; I glue myself to the TV for BioShock 2.
Reeeesst......
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