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Hi, I'm new *waves* I work for a company taking care of clients pets, it has it's ups, it's downs and some terribly entitled people who deserve to be on this site.
1st client not an SC...just perplexing
Margaritaville called they want their creepy parrot statue back.
No really they called, didn't you check your message?
I want to know how you got it home, did you hide it in your purse? How big is your purse exactly? The unblinking eyes are starting to get to me.
New girl in training: I don't appreciate you lighting up in my car. It likes to be smoke free. Oh! Also Don't be offended if you hear me call you "red shirt number 3" there is three of you and I'm awful with names. Once you are with the company longer then a couple days you will see how appropriate that name is.
Don't worry shirt color changes the longer you survive. They are all a different shade of red.
Mr Jerky Mcjerkerson: You sir are a jerk. I happen to have the same interest in planes as your son. Awesome! I gave your wife photos I took at a fly in recently so the little guy could hang them up in his room. FOR FREE I charge for my art normally, next time I plan on charging because of you. I also gave her the name and directions to a very family friendly airport to take him to visit for his birthday.
Since then you've been a total jerk to me, btw you are now officially the coolest parent ever in your child's eyes. You are welcome.
Red shirt girl number 3 again: Really just be happy I'm no longer a manager. I left for my own sanity, and I got tired of collecting the Nerf darts spent on girls like you. Stop screwing around and return your folders on your days off. In case you are wondering just because I'm not management doesn't mean I'm not the one behind you having to do those visits that you have the files for, that's all me kid.
New client: Yes I am old enough to be doing this job. See I even drove here myself, my mommy is very proud. Please stop calling me little girl.
Newer client with the puppy and the hard to handle older dog: Yes I train, no I don't train for the company. NO I will not train for you, and NOT while I'm doing your visit, I barely get paid enough for what I do now. I charge on a case by case basis for training on my free time and right now I'm thinking I'd charge you till it hurts. Your dogs have many issues and they all start with YOU. Trust me I'm not the only one to think so. STOP BUGGING ME! please?
Desperately seeking Lassie: Did you really name your collie puppy Lassie? (I've nothing against the name) Training normally doesn't work that way, it may encourage him at least. You do know that one of you will have to get stuck in a well, and now a days I'm thinking it might be considered child endangerment. Not to mention this isn't a TV show eventually the dog will give up and go find a smarter family.
Argh lady: Ma'am I know you wanted this dropped off, but you need to talk to the office about your issues. I can't help you, not to mention there is an airport down the road and I have my new Nikon in the car I want to get there before dark.
I've got nothing for you and I should be done working by now. The best I can do is send Lassie over but he is barely potty trained so he might not be much help.
Lastly this lady:
20 minutes late to your own house, for something YOU called to set up. No sorry, no thanks for waiting. Just a holier then thou attitude. You are going to be a joy to have around aren't you?
1st client not an SC...just perplexing
Margaritaville called they want their creepy parrot statue back.
No really they called, didn't you check your message?
I want to know how you got it home, did you hide it in your purse? How big is your purse exactly? The unblinking eyes are starting to get to me.
New girl in training: I don't appreciate you lighting up in my car. It likes to be smoke free. Oh! Also Don't be offended if you hear me call you "red shirt number 3" there is three of you and I'm awful with names. Once you are with the company longer then a couple days you will see how appropriate that name is.
Don't worry shirt color changes the longer you survive. They are all a different shade of red.
Mr Jerky Mcjerkerson: You sir are a jerk. I happen to have the same interest in planes as your son. Awesome! I gave your wife photos I took at a fly in recently so the little guy could hang them up in his room. FOR FREE I charge for my art normally, next time I plan on charging because of you. I also gave her the name and directions to a very family friendly airport to take him to visit for his birthday.
Since then you've been a total jerk to me, btw you are now officially the coolest parent ever in your child's eyes. You are welcome.
Red shirt girl number 3 again: Really just be happy I'm no longer a manager. I left for my own sanity, and I got tired of collecting the Nerf darts spent on girls like you. Stop screwing around and return your folders on your days off. In case you are wondering just because I'm not management doesn't mean I'm not the one behind you having to do those visits that you have the files for, that's all me kid.
New client: Yes I am old enough to be doing this job. See I even drove here myself, my mommy is very proud. Please stop calling me little girl.
Newer client with the puppy and the hard to handle older dog: Yes I train, no I don't train for the company. NO I will not train for you, and NOT while I'm doing your visit, I barely get paid enough for what I do now. I charge on a case by case basis for training on my free time and right now I'm thinking I'd charge you till it hurts. Your dogs have many issues and they all start with YOU. Trust me I'm not the only one to think so. STOP BUGGING ME! please?
Desperately seeking Lassie: Did you really name your collie puppy Lassie? (I've nothing against the name) Training normally doesn't work that way, it may encourage him at least. You do know that one of you will have to get stuck in a well, and now a days I'm thinking it might be considered child endangerment. Not to mention this isn't a TV show eventually the dog will give up and go find a smarter family.
Argh lady: Ma'am I know you wanted this dropped off, but you need to talk to the office about your issues. I can't help you, not to mention there is an airport down the road and I have my new Nikon in the car I want to get there before dark.
I've got nothing for you and I should be done working by now. The best I can do is send Lassie over but he is barely potty trained so he might not be much help.
Lastly this lady:
20 minutes late to your own house, for something YOU called to set up. No sorry, no thanks for waiting. Just a holier then thou attitude. You are going to be a joy to have around aren't you?
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