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  • #16
    Courts don't help people with unclean hands. Meaning, if you've committed a crime, then seek legal redress for someone else's crime, the only thing you're likely to get is a free trip to jail.
    Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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    • #17
      Quoth Sonoma View Post
      Makes me think of an episode of "Cops" I saw recently. Woman flagged down the police, stating that a woman down the block took her $20 and didn't give her any cocaine. They got a good laugh out of that one.
      Was that the one where she was claiming they gave her drywall instead of cocaine?

      My current favorite line from that show: "I may be a ho, but I ain't no crack ho."

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      • #18
        Quoth Exaspera View Post
        I love that show! there are folks in this country who I am very thankful that I don't live near.
        Is it a bad sign if every city I've ever lived in has been featured in an episode of "Cops"?


        "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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        • #19
          Maybe, just maybe, it is.
          My Guide to Oblivion

          "I resent the implication that I've gone mad, Sprocket."

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          • #20
            Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
            Is it a bad sign if every city I've ever lived in has been featured in an episode of "Cops"?


            If they haven't caught you, it's a good sign.
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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            • #21
              Doubly stupid on a Macbook: Snow Leopard discs are *cheap!*
              Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.

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              • #22
                Quoth HYHYBT View Post
                Doubly stupid on a Macbook: Snow Leopard discs are *cheap!*


                Fortunately most of our customers are dumb or lazy enough to rely on us for all things computer-related.

                "It's a wonderful pet to have." - Andy Dufresne

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