Not fooling a soul

[Imogene]

So, 12:45-ish... 5 guys come into the store, looking like they just stepped off the set of The Warriors... Oh, goodie, juvenile delinquents!
They disappear into the store, and all is good, at least briefly.
They come back from the other side of the store, which tells me they were making a mess somewhere... carrying a flat of eggs.
Yeah, so, you're up late, on a school night, and plan to go egg some people? Wonderful.

[siead_lietrathua]

to be fair, me and my pals usually look like that, while grabbing an early breakfast from gaming

[Imogene]

You and your friends buy nothing but a flat of eggs for breakfast?

[Crafty1289]

I hope you refused them! Then again, doing that might have got you in a bit of a mess.....

Theres a "tradition" in october in England called "mischevious night". This is the night that all convenience stores remove flour and eggs from their shelves ;-)

[AccountingDrone]

I hope you refused them! Then again, doing that might have got you in a bit of a mess.....

Theres a "tradition" in october in England called "mischevious night". This is the night that all convenience stores remove flour and eggs from their shelves ;-)

sucks if you get the urge to make fairy cakes ...

[Amina516]

Warriors. Come out and pla-ay....! Lol

[Zoom]

Occasionally on Hallowe'en, stores in the US stop selling eggs and shaving cream without an ID, because of the adolescent carnage that follows were it to be otherwise.

Today, though, I've noticed a crapload of teens buying eggplants. Which apparently weren't even on sale.

I suppose it could be some sort of Home Economics class gone amiss, but somehow I feel this to be the opening salvo in the Wars of the Nightshades, and we are all doomed to have big giant splat on our faces.

[jjllbb]

I just don't get that stuff. It makes me angry actually.

When i was a kid some teenagers drove by and egged me and my brother. At the time my feelings were really hurt. I couldn't understand why they did it. Come to think of it now, even as an adult I still don't understand why hurting and humiliating little kids on halloween would be funny...

[Andara Bledin]

They do it so that they can brag about having done it. Among the group of pathetic losers and bullies, the one that causes the most distress is crowned King of the Douchebags.

^-.-^

[shankyknitter]

They do it so that they can brag about having done it. Among the group of pathetic losers and bullies, the one that causes the most distress is crowned King of the Douchebags.

^-.-^

There's a crown made of tin foil and ambercrombie and fitch adds. His scepter consists of a giant penis made of cheap knock off all stars. He is truly a sight to behold.

[Kristev]

Yes. He just needs to stay away from the wind, as it has a tendency of being nastier than he is.

[siead_lietrathua]

You and your friends buy nothing but a flat of eggs for breakfast?

yeah. we is broke as hell. haha

[Julesy]

Today, though, I've noticed a crapload of teens buying eggplants. Which apparently weren't even on sale.

Maybe they took the word "eggplant" a bit too literally and were hoping that eggs would grow on the eggplants? ???