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    On Friday, a lady came up to the bar. Manager went to serve her.

    SC: Hi there, I was wondering if I could make a booking for tomorrow morning?
    M: A booking? Yes sure, what time?
    SC: As soon as you open.
    M: Ok.
    SC: We're all going away for the day, but we thought we would come in here for breakfast before the mini-bus came to pick us up.
    M: OK, that's fine, and how many will there be?
    SC: Twenty.
    M: OK, that's it all sorted.
    SC: Is it? Because it's very important that it goes ahead. It won't be a good day out for us if we can't get something to eat before we go.
    M: It's sorted, I assure you.
    SC: Good.

    The SC walked away. M went up to kitchen co-worker and informed her of the booking. She was less than thrilled at the idea of serving a booking for twenty as soon as we opened (we only have one person in the kitchen for the first few hours) but after some convincing, I was talked into coming in a bit early to help out.

    So, it's Saturday morning. M has worked very hard ensuring that the tables are all put together and ready for all twenty of them, and I am in nice and early to help CW get everything organised.

    We open...no sign of the group.

    Half an hour passes. No sign of the group.

    An hour later, and the group still hasn't shown up. I am less than impressed. I could have had two hours extra in bed. M is annoyed that he pushed a load of tables together to make one for twenty, and we haven't had any other customers all morning, except for the regular alcoholics.

    An hour and a half after they were supposed to show, the group appears. A large group of women, clucking like hens, stood by the main entrance. And that's all they did. They just stood there and chatted amoungst themselves. I grabbed M.

    Me: M, one of those ladies is the one that made the booking.
    M: OK, I'll go over.

    M walked up to her.

    M: Hi, remember me? You made the booking with me?
    SC: Ah yes, sorry, we took a little longer getting ready than we thought.
    M: OK, well your table is ready...
    SC: Oh, we're not eating now! We're already running late! The bus will be here in ten minutes!
    M: So what are you doing here?
    SC: Well we need somewhere to shelter from the rain!
    M: No, you can wait outside.
    SC: I beg your pardon?
    M: If you are not going to buy anything, you can wait outside.
    SC: But it's raining!
    M: Well, I'm sorry, I need to make room for paying customers.
    SC: But there's hardly anyone in here!
    M: You never know! A table for twenty might show up! I've got the perfect table for them as well. Now wait outside.
    SC: You are so rude.

    The SC told the group they had to leave. This was met with several gasps and "What?? It's raining!"'s from the women. They gradually waded outside, and stood there for about five minutes before the bus turned up.

    M was livid. He couldn't believe he had put the effort in to put a table for twenty together, only for them to do that.
    Last edited by customersruinmylife; 05-03-2010, 09:21 PM.

  • #2
    Wow!

    I love that M made them go outside. Yay M.

    And you, CRML...stop being so damn helpful! Sleep in next time.

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    • #3
      Absolute Suckiness!! Can't believe this!! :-O
      Dull women have immaculate homes.

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      • #4
        I can say I'm surprised at all. Just before I left the library, we had a string of large reservations for the computer lab that didn't bother to show up at all.
        I am no longer of capable of the emotion you humans call “compassion”. Though I can feign it in exchange for an hourly wage. (Gravekeeper)

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        • #5
          And you know what's really sad? These same people probably do the same thing to their friends in terms of just not not showing up!
          Dull women have immaculate homes.

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          • #6
            And of course, if they had showed up on time, and just one little teeny tiny thing wasn't 100% perfect, she would have wanted the whole thing comped.

            The nerve of some people.

            Kudos for making them wait outside in the rain. I would have hit them up for a no show / cancellation fee.
            "When did you get a gold plated toilet?"
            "We don't have a gold plated toilet"
            "Oh dear, I think I just peed in your Tuba"

            -Jasper Fforde

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            • #7
              I'm glad your manager gave them the boot. That was pretty ballsy of them to expect to use your place as a bus shelter after they stood you guys up!
              Steven Slater ROCKS! So does James Jones!

              The world is an asshole contest...and EVERYONE'S A WINNER!

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              • #8
                I like the thought of them having to wait outside in the rain. It serves them right. They could've at least called you guys to let you know they were running late.

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                • #9
                  Quoth raw456 View Post
                  Kudos for making them wait outside in the rain. I would have hit them up for a no show / cancellation fee.
                  I agree with this. Hotels do this same thing.
                  To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                  • #10
                    I guess next time you could require a cash deposit?
                    Dull women have immaculate homes.

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                    • #11
                      i second that idea. something like maybe $10 (american) plus $1 or $2 per for every person over 10. Plus make sure you tell them the reservation will be good upto 30 min. after or at the discretion(sp?) of the owner.
                      I'm tolerant of everyone and everything except for assholes. - Mongo Skruddgemire

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                      • #12
                        I hope they had to walk around with frizzy hair all day from standing in the rain.

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                        • #13
                          And soaked clothing. By the way, may they all have to do without umbrellas!
                          Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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                          • #14
                            That's a nice little lesson for them. Unfortunately, it wont be taken because they will look at you guys like the bad guys. I love the "How Rude" comment. That's no more rude than say making a reservation for 20 and then not showing and then expecting to use the place as shelter from the rain.

                            Oh well....

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                            • #15
                              cancellation fee+wages for those who came in to host this nonsense. damn ew's and their never ending bs.
                              good for your boss for making these harpies wait in the rain; he should have said as well, 'no, rude is making a booking and NOT showing up for it; now take it outside.'
                              look! it's ghengis khan!
                              Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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