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  • #1

    How to order a pizza ...... #5

    cast
    me - your machette wielding delivery driver
    NL - non listening customer

    One thing that bugs the crap outta me is our $10 special (yes it is PH not Unholypets place). they can get a $30 pizza for only $10 (and upper management is loudly complaining our guest check average is WAAAAYYYYY DOWN)

    I answer the phone with our standard greeting
    NL: I would like to order one of your $10 specials
    me - no problem what size would you like??
    NL - I want pepperonia EXTRA peperonia and EXTRA PEPPORNIA, EXTRA EXTRA mushrooms, EXTRA EXTRA bacon (HMMMMMMM BACON ) and EXTRA ERXTRA CHEESE
    me- OK whata size would you like???
    NL- NO NO NO you are NOT LISTENING to me I want pepperonia EXTRA peperonia and EXTRA PEPPORNIA, EXTRA EXTRA mushrooms, EXTRA EXTRA bacon (HMMMMMMM BACON ) and EXTRA ERXTRA CHEESE
    me - Yes I understand that part SIR, but what ..................
    NL - (interupts me in a loud voice) NO YOU ARE NOT UNDERSTANDING ME, I WANT pepperonia EXTRA peperonia and EXTRA PEPPORNIA, EXTRA EXTRA mushrooms, EXTRA EXTRA bacon (HMMMMMMM BACON ) and EXTRA ERXTRA CHEESE!!!!!! eleventy eleven.

    me - and what size would you like.
    NL - Large
    me - Thank you and (here it comes ) what kind of cru..........
    NL - (interupts me in a loud voice) NO YOU ARE NOT UNDERSTANDING ME, I WANT pepperonia EXTRA peperonia and EXTRA PEPPORNIA, EXTRA EXTRA mushrooms, EXTRA EXTRA bacon (HMMMMMMM BACON ) and EXTRA ERXTRA CHEESE!!!!!! eleventy eleven.
    me - yes I have all of your toppings and understand you want a large SIR but what kind of crust would you LIKE??????
    (
    lather rinse repeat several times
    )

    FInally he decides he want the middle crust.
    me- thankyou your total will be $xx.xx and delivery time will be 30 minutes (damn near break the phone as I hang up)

    Now I have been told by a wide variety of people I have a clear, pleasent, and easy to understand telephone voice so I am not sure what this guys problems was.

    and yes I got to deliver the order and was straight stiffed
    I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
    -- Life Sucks Then You Die.

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  • #2
    I see what his problem was.


    You should have put his EXTRA EXTRAS in a bag and gave it to him, he didn't want a pizza.


    also, is PH open right now? Whiskey is whiskeyd and pizza.........


    edit: I ask because you know the hours of every PH in the country and exactly where I'm located because we're linked telepathically.
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    • #3
      Oooooooooooh, I might get pizza for supper tonight, since I escape early today!
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      • #4
        Quoth Whiskey View Post
        also, is PH open right now? Whiskey is whiskeyd and pizza.........
        My sources say, "NO."

        They usually shut down at 10pm.

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        • #5
          I wish they would stop with the $10 deal since both the PH's I've ordered from since it started have given me crap pizza. Both cases the crust was NOT cooked through. They were ok before, now the quality is AWFUL. (Not your fault, I know.)
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          • #6
            Being a poor college student, I'm loving the any pizza for $10. Just last night, we had about $13 to pay for food for 3 people. So, we got a huge ass pizza for $10.
            I think the PH's round here like it cause the one is literally right next to the automotive college, while the other one is just down the road from my college. College kids will buy pizza every fracking night when it's $10. They make bank round here with that, because that usually means they'll have more money left over to buy like wings or breadsticks and the such. The quality of the food since the deal started has actually gone up for us. The cheese is more widespread, shit ton of pepporoni, just the right amount of sauce and the crust is perfect every time.
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            • #7
              You can probably blame Subway for the "Any ___ for $___" craze. I think it all started with the $5 dollar footlongs and it has now migrated to many other chains. Although I admit it's a great deal for the customers, but it's a really horrible process for the employees of said places.
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              • #8
                I wish the PH's around here would have that deal. I'm happy when a medium is under $15.

                (and now I want pizza!)
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                -Charles Bukowski

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                • #9
                  man I wish I could order from pizza hut for that little.

                  a pizza from them normally costs about £15 (roughly $20) but I can get a 12" pizza from any of the local takeaways for less than £5 (~$7)
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