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[Gawdzillers]

She learned one rule:
Never promise anything.

OT: I went to South Dakota in summer of 2005, and we went to a fancy restaurant. It was like a new-age thing, bright colors, square plates, not much on the menu except for fish, sandwiches, and the buffalo meat specialties. I saw something called a "Pulled Pork Sandwich", so I thought I'd try it. To my surprise, it was a big, messy, onion-laden, delicious barbecue sandwich, complete with ghetto-ass bun. That proves that somethimes the best things are the classics.

[symposes]

I would have said, "Actually ma'am, being a retail worker, my wages limit me to no more then 2 tv dinners a month. Its like a celebration in my kitchen when i can afford to cook a tv dinner, opposed to ramen noodles. You know, I get my paycheck, i spend it on that 3 dollar tv dinner. Sometimes i go nuts and get the 5 dollar ones. Oh my heart, it sings in extasy for the nice prepared tv dinner!"

*I wonder how many of these idiots would pooh a load in the pants if they new that the best and brightest retail people, and some of the shady ones too, actually make serious cash doing this? Like those on comission. Id love to find out if there were people in retail that cleared 60k USD, only working 40h a week.(Specially if you dont live in an area like California, or New York, and you can make some sweet serious living on that 60k. Here in Kentucky, 60k a year, will set you up nice and comfortable. AS long as the housing market doesnt keep going up. I think here in lexington i saw a few houses going for almost 800K, and they were like shotgun shacks, crammed together so close you couldnt look out a window without seeing only a brickwall.

[Dips]

If she only wants firsthand opinions, why can't she just go to a few restaurants and ask departing patrons how their meals were?

But, of course, making a practical suggestion to a person who only wants a reason to whine is like pouring gasoline on a fire.

[HYHYBT]

You should have suggested McDonalds.

Please don't. We get enough of that as it is, and she'll still yell at you.