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  • #16
    I would have had some fun telling her that the contents of the dresser had already sold to someone else.

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    • #17
      Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
      Just don't take it sideways.
      would that even be possible? O.o
      If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

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      • #18
        Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
        Doesn't everyone keep a vibrator in their drawers?
        Nothing wrong with some "good vibrations" . . .

        Frankly, I would have thought that someone would have made sure their drawers were clean before they donated them.
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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        • #19
          Ok, admittingly this isn't really customer related but it ties in with the idea. This happened when I was an office aid in my senior year of highschool. My english teacher walks into the office VERY flustered and upset. She tells one of the secretaries that she found a dildo on her classroom floor. The teacher took some paper towel and wrapped said item (not touching it) and put it in her desk because she was unsure what to do with it. Later in the day the student who owned it actually asked if she could have it back! Why did you bring it to school?

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          • #20
            Quoth searssoulslave View Post
            Why did you bring it to school?
            Show and tell, clearly.

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            • #21
              Quoth CiggyStoreClerk View Post
              Hey, a good toy can cost well over $100.00!

              ...not that I would know.....
              You wouldn't? Montreal has the most adult toy stores of any city in Canada! How could you miss 'em?
              What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper

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              • #22
                What is it with people losing their toys?
                Unseen but seeing
                oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                3rd shift needs love, too
                RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                • #23
                  I didn't realize they were so expensive. Still, though, I would be too mortified to go claim it.

                  It's not that people haven't tried to get me to try the toys. Some people I worked with tried to get me to come to a toy "party" they were having. This was less than 2 months after I lost my v-card and was super self-conscious. No. Just no.


                  (I see nothing wrong with them, just where I was and now just never had the curiosity or the desire.)
                  The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.

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                  • #24
                    Quoth incognitocook View Post
                    (I see nothing wrong with them, just where I was and now just never had the curiosity or the desire.)
                    They're funny looking. If you go to Adam and Eve then you'll just die laughing at some of the stuff they have. I spent a lot of time on the floor laughing over that website.
                    Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                    Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                    • #25
                      Quoth Green_Fairy View Post
                      would that even be possible? O.o
                      Do you really want an answer to that question?

                      ^-.-^
                      Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                      • #26
                        Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                        They're funny looking. If you go to Adam and Eve then you'll just die laughing at some of the stuff they have. I spent a lot of time on the floor laughing over that website.
                        Oh, I've seen some. I've been to Hustler Hollywood looking for lingerie, and I read Cracked.com. I'll have to look at Adam and Eve. I found a funny novelty item in Hustler. It was a phallus shaped egg frying pan.
                        The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.

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                        • #27
                          Quoth incognitocook View Post
                          .... It was a phallus shaped egg frying pan.
                          Would you like your huevos over easy or hard, sir?
                          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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