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Attack of the Baby Faces
“We are the short and young,” shout the Baby Faces, attempting to scuttle on their knees with terrible inaccuracy, “We only seek to ride a ride of our height and annoyingness. You can do nothing to stop our plans! Giggle-giggle-giggle.” No. In fact, if I really wanted, I could have called security on you guys. It’s not funny; it’s just like saying, ‘It must be free! Hyuk!’, when something doesn’t scan right. GTFO, there’s a ride JUST like it that you Bieber look-alikes can get on with little-to-no trouble. You probably can’t even fit in, much like how you do socially if you consider this funny.
SC: Mother; PR Agent
“The weather is terrible, but my child REFUSES to ride anything other than the rides that are unavailable due to rain! I’m going to be very irritated if they are at a time I want! He doesn’t want to ride any of the other rides but Ride A and Ride B, and this is very irritating! If we can’t get on these rides, we’re leaving!”
I’m glad you know how to translate Kiddinese, but we can’t do anything. When it rains, don’t expect the rides to be very active. Get over it. My co-worker actually got this one; I was just on the sidelines. Maybe you should grow a pair (of ovaries) and tell the kid that there are no other options around. Kids can be surprisingly picky about things they’ve never tried before. Fix it. They won’t die if they try something new.
Let us do our Job
I know everyone likes to be self-sufficient, much like how a man after his ride refuses a helping hand, or the woman who futilely tries to get out of locked seat before it’s over. But you’re on vacation, and we’re supposed to be the one putting you in properly, closing the restraints, and probably even tucking you in at night. So please listen to the announcements and let us do the work, because we still have to check that it’s done right, and I’m sure that stings more than having someone do it for you to begin with. Though I laugh on the inside every time someone does it anyway and it doesn’t work out very well. Maybe you should have listened?
“We are the short and young,” shout the Baby Faces, attempting to scuttle on their knees with terrible inaccuracy, “We only seek to ride a ride of our height and annoyingness. You can do nothing to stop our plans! Giggle-giggle-giggle.” No. In fact, if I really wanted, I could have called security on you guys. It’s not funny; it’s just like saying, ‘It must be free! Hyuk!’, when something doesn’t scan right. GTFO, there’s a ride JUST like it that you Bieber look-alikes can get on with little-to-no trouble. You probably can’t even fit in, much like how you do socially if you consider this funny.
SC: Mother; PR Agent
“The weather is terrible, but my child REFUSES to ride anything other than the rides that are unavailable due to rain! I’m going to be very irritated if they are at a time I want! He doesn’t want to ride any of the other rides but Ride A and Ride B, and this is very irritating! If we can’t get on these rides, we’re leaving!”
I’m glad you know how to translate Kiddinese, but we can’t do anything. When it rains, don’t expect the rides to be very active. Get over it. My co-worker actually got this one; I was just on the sidelines. Maybe you should grow a pair (of ovaries) and tell the kid that there are no other options around. Kids can be surprisingly picky about things they’ve never tried before. Fix it. They won’t die if they try something new.
Let us do our Job
I know everyone likes to be self-sufficient, much like how a man after his ride refuses a helping hand, or the woman who futilely tries to get out of locked seat before it’s over. But you’re on vacation, and we’re supposed to be the one putting you in properly, closing the restraints, and probably even tucking you in at night. So please listen to the announcements and let us do the work, because we still have to check that it’s done right, and I’m sure that stings more than having someone do it for you to begin with. Though I laugh on the inside every time someone does it anyway and it doesn’t work out very well. Maybe you should have listened?
If she had been more patient, she probably could have done other things, stubborn kid or not. The funny thing though, is that shortly after she went on her way, the rides opened back up. 
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