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No Shirt=No Service
What else can I say? Bum a shirt off a random guy if you have to. I don't care if you worked outside all day and left your shirt 25 miles away in your bedroom closet under a pile of used underwear. Get one from someone. Or we can get a $2one for you. Just have one. Bonus points if you get bitchy at us. I don't care. I really don't. And while you're at it, put some shoes on. "Dirt shod" is not acceptable either. Neither is "blood shod". (a Fig Newton if you can point out where that's from).
"I SHOP HERE ALL THE TIME"
It's not my fault you were either a.) highly confused about our "Healthiness +" card and didn't get one, b.) presented the prescription card the last time you shopped at rival Aid of Rite across town and still received a discount but not the one you wanted, and c.) Pissy enough to demand a manager so she can fix "my" mistake on one of the busiest weekends of the year. I activated a "Healthiness +" for you anyway, because if I didn't you'd still be whining at me about not getting the price you wanted on your lipstick and would have demanded I fix it ANYWAY, and not listen to my attempts that you need the "Healthiness +" for ANYTHING now.
The thing I hate most about the "Healthiness +"? People don't read the signs and still demand a discount when I point out you need that card. I WISH corporate would pull a "BVS" and just make ALL the sales require a "Healthiness +" card and do away with the TPR and Rebate bullshit for good. Finished! Less signs for me to rip apart, less headaches for everyone all around, until someone whines about the card and we can point out that you're not getting what you want without it, period now, so hahaha.
No Shirt=No Service
What else can I say? Bum a shirt off a random guy if you have to. I don't care if you worked outside all day and left your shirt 25 miles away in your bedroom closet under a pile of used underwear. Get one from someone. Or we can get a $2one for you. Just have one. Bonus points if you get bitchy at us. I don't care. I really don't. And while you're at it, put some shoes on. "Dirt shod" is not acceptable either. Neither is "blood shod". (a Fig Newton if you can point out where that's from).
"I SHOP HERE ALL THE TIME"
It's not my fault you were either a.) highly confused about our "Healthiness +" card and didn't get one, b.) presented the prescription card the last time you shopped at rival Aid of Rite across town and still received a discount but not the one you wanted, and c.) Pissy enough to demand a manager so she can fix "my" mistake on one of the busiest weekends of the year. I activated a "Healthiness +" for you anyway, because if I didn't you'd still be whining at me about not getting the price you wanted on your lipstick and would have demanded I fix it ANYWAY, and not listen to my attempts that you need the "Healthiness +" for ANYTHING now.
The thing I hate most about the "Healthiness +"? People don't read the signs and still demand a discount when I point out you need that card. I WISH corporate would pull a "BVS" and just make ALL the sales require a "Healthiness +" card and do away with the TPR and Rebate bullshit for good. Finished! Less signs for me to rip apart, less headaches for everyone all around, until someone whines about the card and we can point out that you're not getting what you want without it, period now, so hahaha.
He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.
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