how incovenient

[Jester]

A major inconvenience? A catastrophe? Is this woman for real?

Look, honey, let me tell you about an inconvenient catastrophe. I live on a small tropical island that has two major industries in its economy: fishing and tourism. And we have an oil spill about the size of Virginia that may come our way and take out both industries, effectively killing this lovely island paradise for decades.

And you think that not having enough clean sheets or having your friend follow the rules of the resort and town you are in for your fucking vacation in any way rates on the same scale as that?

FUCK you. And your little dog, too!

I hope she gets crushed by a tour bus of Bingoholics Anonymous from the suburbs of Philadelphia as she's crossing the street to get away from a guy laughing too loudly on the beach and "inconveniencing" her and making her vacation a "catastrophe."

I hate people like this. They are the reason I am glad I don't work at a hotel's front desk. Give me stupid drunks any day over this shit.

Any suggestions on a title?

"I'm Sorry Dave, That Just Won't Do."

[BookstoreEscapee]

"I'm Sorry Dave, That Just Won't Do."

Absolutely. Gotta have "Dave" in there.

[tropicsgoddess]

Apparently to that SC and all the others that part of your job description is to be the vacation fairy. Want to skirt around town/company policy? *waves wand...POOF* There ya go!

[tollbaby]

Wow... and this made her vacation a nightmare? I could tell her what a nightmare vacation is... (think of a young woman traveling alone, gets shipped off to Union, NJ after missing her flight at Newark, all restaurants are closed by the time she gets there, and the creepy front desk guy at the hotel spends the night trying various ways to get into her room, to the point of using his master key once he thinks she's asleep.... roaches, a shuttle driver whose idea of customer service is to harangue his passenger until she breaks down in tears, and he stops at his bookie's making her miss her flight AGAIN)... yeah, nightmare? Lady, you don't know from nightmares!