Yes, I'm certain that if anyone knows the bottle system Clynk, they now probably know what company I work for. I will say now I like this system. I like it a lot, actually. It's quick, simple, and for the most part, fairly mess-free. There are no machines to wash down or empty, and our entire foyer doesn't smell like a stale brewery all summer.
A quick run down for those who don't know how this system works:
1.) You bag all your bottles in green Clynk bags. No sorting, no nothing. Just toss 'em all in and you're good.
2.) You put a sticker with the bar code attached to your Clynk account on the bag.
3.) Toss the bag down the convenient Clynk shoot in the foyer.
4.) Either the next day, or whenever you happen to be in the store next, go to the little white kiosk near the shoot to scan your card and check your balance/print a slip.
Now is it just me, or does that sound fairly simple? The kiosk works like a bank screen, and I've seriously gotten through to more people by pointing out it's a savings account for bottles. Yes, they have to purchase the bags, but it's $1.25 for ten bags the size of standard kitchen bags. With tax, it's $1.32, so it comes out to be about 13 cents a bag. That's not that much.
Most people who hear about this program think it's great. They can save up money separate from their normal account for special occasions and they don't have to deal with gross bottles. Others get out-right pissed at me when I tell them that we don't do machines any more. So I have a few of my favorite Clynk gems to share with you all
This has to be illegal!
Guy who was a regular at my old store comes in asking where the bottle machines are.
Me: I'm sorry, but we don't have the machines any more. *my company* only deals with the Clynk system now. *goes through spiel explaining it all*
SC: Wait, you have to BUY the bags?
Me: After your first set of free ones, yes.
SC: That's ridiculous! You're going to make me PAY to return bottles I've already paid for?! What's the point, then! I'll have to return bottles to pay for returning bottles!
Me: .... (you're overreacting just a tad, don't you think? it's not even $2) Well, sir... If you do the math, it really only comes out to about 13cents a bag. You make that up after one wine or liquor bottle or three regular bottles.
SC: I don't care! This has to be illegal. I'm going to look that up. Jesus, this really pisses me off! I'm going to look this up, and when I find out it's illegal for you to charge us for returning bottles, I'm going to report this entire store!
Me: Alright, sir. Have a nice day
But I'm OLD!
A good portion of my elderly customers have a little bit of a difficult time understanding the system at first. That's okay. It's new. We'll go out with them once they set up their account and demonstrate how it works, and all is good. They just need visuals to cement how it works in their heads. Once they understand, they tend to like the system, too. Less work for them which is good because they can't do as much. Not this one man, who I again remember from my old store who's just grouchy about anything and everything to begin with.
SC: So we can't return our bottles any more, is that right?
Me: No, sir, but how we do it now is... *general spiel*
SC: *interrupting cow says 'moo'* I was told about that, and I don't get it at all! So you're saying that we can't return our bottles now, right?
Me: .... No, sir. I'm not. *goes through spiel again* And if you have a difficult time, we can always have someone go out and show you how it works. I know it's a little difficult for some people to understand at first.
SC: No, no! I don't want any of that! I just want the machines! You should bring them back!
Me: I'm sorry, but there aren't going to be any machines.
SC: Well then I'll just bring my bottles and my business somewhere else!
Me: I'm sorry you feel that way, sir. Have a nice day.
And really... Just lather, rinse, repeat about several times a day every shift I'm behind the service desk and you get about 10% of the customers I've signed up for the program in the last couple weeks. I've already gotten to the point where I just smile and tell them to have a nice day. Them being pissy over a new system shouldn't be enough to ruin my day, so I don't let it. If they really want to complain, they call my store manager about two feet from the door outside saying they want to complain
I really wish I was exaggerating about them only being two feet from the door before they call.
A quick run down for those who don't know how this system works:
1.) You bag all your bottles in green Clynk bags. No sorting, no nothing. Just toss 'em all in and you're good.
2.) You put a sticker with the bar code attached to your Clynk account on the bag.
3.) Toss the bag down the convenient Clynk shoot in the foyer.
4.) Either the next day, or whenever you happen to be in the store next, go to the little white kiosk near the shoot to scan your card and check your balance/print a slip.
Now is it just me, or does that sound fairly simple? The kiosk works like a bank screen, and I've seriously gotten through to more people by pointing out it's a savings account for bottles. Yes, they have to purchase the bags, but it's $1.25 for ten bags the size of standard kitchen bags. With tax, it's $1.32, so it comes out to be about 13 cents a bag. That's not that much.
Most people who hear about this program think it's great. They can save up money separate from their normal account for special occasions and they don't have to deal with gross bottles. Others get out-right pissed at me when I tell them that we don't do machines any more. So I have a few of my favorite Clynk gems to share with you all
This has to be illegal!
Guy who was a regular at my old store comes in asking where the bottle machines are.
Me: I'm sorry, but we don't have the machines any more. *my company* only deals with the Clynk system now. *goes through spiel explaining it all*
SC: Wait, you have to BUY the bags?
Me: After your first set of free ones, yes.
SC: That's ridiculous! You're going to make me PAY to return bottles I've already paid for?! What's the point, then! I'll have to return bottles to pay for returning bottles!
Me: .... (you're overreacting just a tad, don't you think? it's not even $2) Well, sir... If you do the math, it really only comes out to about 13cents a bag. You make that up after one wine or liquor bottle or three regular bottles.
SC: I don't care! This has to be illegal. I'm going to look that up. Jesus, this really pisses me off! I'm going to look this up, and when I find out it's illegal for you to charge us for returning bottles, I'm going to report this entire store!
Me: Alright, sir. Have a nice day
But I'm OLD!
A good portion of my elderly customers have a little bit of a difficult time understanding the system at first. That's okay. It's new. We'll go out with them once they set up their account and demonstrate how it works, and all is good. They just need visuals to cement how it works in their heads. Once they understand, they tend to like the system, too. Less work for them which is good because they can't do as much. Not this one man, who I again remember from my old store who's just grouchy about anything and everything to begin with.
SC: So we can't return our bottles any more, is that right?
Me: No, sir, but how we do it now is... *general spiel*
SC: *interrupting cow says 'moo'* I was told about that, and I don't get it at all! So you're saying that we can't return our bottles now, right?
Me: .... No, sir. I'm not. *goes through spiel again* And if you have a difficult time, we can always have someone go out and show you how it works. I know it's a little difficult for some people to understand at first.
SC: No, no! I don't want any of that! I just want the machines! You should bring them back!
Me: I'm sorry, but there aren't going to be any machines.
SC: Well then I'll just bring my bottles and my business somewhere else!
Me: I'm sorry you feel that way, sir. Have a nice day.
And really... Just lather, rinse, repeat about several times a day every shift I'm behind the service desk and you get about 10% of the customers I've signed up for the program in the last couple weeks. I've already gotten to the point where I just smile and tell them to have a nice day. Them being pissy over a new system shouldn't be enough to ruin my day, so I don't let it. If they really want to complain, they call my store manager about two feet from the door outside saying they want to complain
I really wish I was exaggerating about them only being two feet from the door before they call.
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