This started as a pretty typical phone call but devolved very quickly into GK territory.
Me: Opening spiel
Brother 1: Yes, I'd like to book a room for the 18th.
Me: *Asks for last name, first name, and telephone number*
B1: *Provides the relevant information*
Me: What's your address?
B1: Uh...here talk to my brother.
B2: Can you start all over?
Me: *asks for first name and phone number*
B2: *provides all the info*
Me: What's your address?
B2: Hold on. Here let me pass this to our brother, Chris
Oh good I don't have to start all over. I have most the info.
Me: What's the address?
B3: *starts giving a real sounding address* No wait, it's 1113 Fuck You Fag lane
Me: *click*
OK, to their credit, they're not from Nunavut, but a quick google of the area code puts them in Vancouver, BC.
Me: Opening spiel
Brother 1: Yes, I'd like to book a room for the 18th.
Me: *Asks for last name, first name, and telephone number*
B1: *Provides the relevant information*
Me: What's your address?
B1: Uh...here talk to my brother.
B2: Can you start all over?
Me: *asks for first name and phone number*
B2: *provides all the info*
Me: What's your address?
B2: Hold on. Here let me pass this to our brother, Chris
Oh good I don't have to start all over. I have most the info.
Me: What's the address?
B3: *starts giving a real sounding address* No wait, it's 1113 Fuck You Fag lane
Me: *click*
OK, to their credit, they're not from Nunavut, but a quick google of the area code puts them in Vancouver, BC.
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