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  • #16
    Quoth Taboo View Post
    It's not real!
    SC: Oh, and don't use any blue on this. Blue isn't a real color, you know.
    T: Er...
    SC: The sky is blue but there's nothing really there. If there was something there, you would feel it, so it's all empty! Blue is a lie! I don't want fake colors on my site, people will think we're liars!
    Sooooooo....what do "real" colors feel like then?

    Quoth hauntedheadnc View Post
    Tell 'em to go grope a cornflower.
    I believe that's still illegal in several states.

    Quoth LillFilly View Post
    Bla...bwah....Blue isn't a color!?!

    My birthstone, school colors and military uniform are ALL LIES!!!???
    Me too. Well, one of my high school colors (boring blue and red, uni colors are much snazzier). And I don't have a military uniform. Does my work shirt for my former work place count?
    It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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    • #17
      Quoth Geek King View Post
      Well, two bad lies would be a four stroke penalty.

      [The golfers in the forum are dying now, I promise. ]
      Good Gord, where is the rimshot smiley?
      And the sky was full of stars... and every star, an exploding ship, one of ours...

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      • #18
        Quoth LillFilly View Post
        I don't think I'll ever understand that statement. I have a new signature now I think!
        Hooray! My first sig quote.

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        • #19
          Quoth JustaCashier View Post
          They're going to divide it up.

          I'm not sure who gets what, other than Tipper is letting Al have the pron.


          Mike
          I don't know if I like that.

          Tipper would probably try to take away all the pr0n, violence, swearing, and general gutter-mindedness. And then none of my posts here would make any sense.
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #20
            Quoth Mr Hero View Post
            ...and all the leaves are green.
            My heart's as warm as a baked potato.
            Fixed ^_^

            ...I think I know exactly what I mean,

            When I say it's a schpadoinkle day!

            ~ Trey "Juan Schwartz" Parker


            I love that fooked-up excuse for a movie
            "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
            "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
            "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
            "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
            "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
            "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
            Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
            "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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            • #21
              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
              I don't know if I like that.

              Tipper would probably try to take away all the pr0n, violence, swearing, and general gutter-mindedness. And then none of my posts here would make any sense.
              Oh, nonono, it'll be ok. Al is going to get the pr0n. And I have a sneaking suspicion that he's a closet freak....

              Quoth JustaCashier View Post
              I'm not sure who gets what, other than Tipper is letting Al have the pron.
              It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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              • #22
                Quoth EricKei View Post
                I love that fooked-up excuse for a movie
                then "Let's build a snowman!"
                Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                • #23
                  Quoth Pagan View Post
                  Oh, nonono, it'll be ok. Al is going to get the pr0n. And I have a sneaking suspicion that he's a closet freak....
                  Well, that means Al will get the whole internets, right? Because, as we all know, the Internet is for pr0n.
                  PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                  There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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