bitchy womam

[LillFilly]

Ok Dave, your office REALLY needs to record these calls, because there's no reason for you to keep getting treated like this, and something needs to be done to get your manager to see what you deal with!

[Whiskey]

For real?


These people are FOR REAL??

Bitch, fold up a towel a few times and sit on that for one freaking night.


Man, I wish my world was THAT SIMPLE that "missing" cushions were the highlight.

Spoiled fucks.

This. This a thousand times. If I was in some tropical paradise (which..I guess Dave is in.. I hope..?) A lack of couch cushions wouldn't impede my enjoyment. Hell, a typhoon wouldn't impede it. I'm easily satisfied, apparently.

[tollbaby]

Seriously... this woman has so little to worry about in life that seat cushions are the burning issue she has a tantrum over? See, I could understand someone from Alabama or Louisiana showing up at the BP offices and having a tantrum over the spill fiasco, but seat cushions? For the love of all that is soft and smooshy, woman, get a grip! You could have SEWN NEW ONES in the time it took you to have that fit.

[smileyeagle1021]

No kidding. I should go have to deal with such an "emergency".

Oh, I know, just like with one of my friends who was commenting about how he thought it was horrible that he saw headphones at a thrift store and just how terribly unsanitary that had to be and it would be dangerous to buy and use them because you wouldn't know how sanitary they were, blah blah blah...
it's like, seriously, I would love for my biggest concern for safety to be about the sanitation of used headphones at a thrift store... if you'll excuse me, I must leave this fantasy land and return to the real world where I live a block away from a regular drug bust site (at least I think it's drug busts, all I know is that there are a lot of cops that show up there at random times) and have a second job at a hotel that has been robbed twice.

[TonyDonuts]

For real?


These people are FOR REAL??

You bet they are.

Back in the 90s Pizza Hut had a pizza called the Bigfoot. It was a 2 foot by 1 foot pizza we sold for about ten bucks.

It wasn't a big seller. My store was selling one every couple of months, yet we were prepping dough every day. This was fairly common, so corporate decided to stop making them.

Four months after we prepped the last of the dough, and recycled the pans, a couple came in. Mid-thirties, not young, not old.

The man wanted a Bigfoot.

He came unglued upon being told that Pizza Hut no longer carried it.

Waving his arms around, shouting and stomping around, getting right up into people's faces. How dare we! It was his FAVORITE FOOD IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD! We had RUINED EVERYTHING! He was going to hold his breath until he turned blue (I may be making that one up). He was an American and he wasn't leaving until he got his favorite pizza, and maybe he'd have to get his LAWYER involved (not making that up at all) or the BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU or . . .

At this point his wife broke in, and told him to stop being an idiot, that restaurants changed menu items all the time, that it was time to be a Big Boy and just get something else, before the nice people called the cops on him for being an idiot. She apologized to us, and said they would just order something else. Pizza's pizza, right?

Her husband looked betrayed at this, but followed his wife to their table.

He sat and pouted (seriously, bottom lip sticking out and everything) through the whole meal, shooting hateful, dirty looks at me and his waitress every now and then, and betrayed looks at his wife.

Between this guy and the prime rib guy (What do you mean you don't have a Prime Rib Special on Saturday? I've never heard of any restaurant not having a Prime Rib Special on Saturday! How is that even legal? I'm calling my attorney!), I can very easily see somebody getting bent out of shape over seat cushions.

Can you imagine what they'd be like if something bad really did happen?

[Seraph]

I wish I could take that call. I've got the perfect response for her. Of course, I'd end up fired...

Oh. My God. I love you. That is now my favorite YTMND ever. I think I'll spam that in WoW now instead of the Shade of Aran chant. O_O

[BeeMused]

I'll bet anything those were Adirondack chairs which are rather popular for decks, especially at vacation homes, and do not have cushions (and I have always found them to be quite comfortable).

We have those chairs in the bigger public parks here Hamburg, always painted white. And yep, they are comfortable without cushions. Apparently they are so hard to break, that they survive all summer. They just get a new coat of paint each winter.

Found a pic on teh interwebs. You can see the chairs, in the background you can see the Old Botanical Garden tropical hothouses, admission is free. They ask for a donation, but you really don't have to put any money into the box.

[Micer]

Of course she needs a cushion! I would imagine after walking around all day with her massive head lodged that far up her own hindquarters, I'd be wanting something soft to sit on by the end of the day too. >_>

The mind boggles over these people, they should be happy they're actually -on- vacation and actually can afford to take one instead of pitching such nit-fits over so many small things.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I <3 Adirondack chairs. They're so comfy and I often find myself about to fall asleep in them.

[XCashier]

Can you imagine what they'd be like if something bad really did happen?

In the immortal words of Ford Prefect, they'd "fly to pieces so fast, people'd get hit by the shrapnel."

[tropicsgoddess]

Ok, that EW got bent out of shape for some freaking seat cushions?!! If she wants somebody out there, I got something for her ass.

[Imogene]

her massive head lodged that far up her own hindquarters, I'd be wanting something soft to sit on by the end of the day too.

How can you be sure her head isn't already delightfully mushy?

[RavenStarr]

ooooooh ooooooooh bitchy woman....

/sorry... had to do it

See how she loves to bitch.

[Justsomegirl]

There is always a few things missing from your stories. Namely, guns, bullets and bloodshed.
How do you do it?!!!

Yeah in my case I sell the guns and bullets. So I even get a discount!! HE HE reambering this helps me a little.

[Primer]

Yeah in my case I sell the guns and bullets. So I even get a discount!!

So can ya get me some 3.475 caliber bullets? No, that's not a typo, that's really the size we need...for our cannon!