Pizza Hut and Suites? (language, but it wouldn't be a SC without language, right?)

[Mr Hero]

I'm actually a hotel worker. /bg

I got a call about 40 minutes ago. The switchboard shows it as an outside line.

Me: Opening spiel
SC: Yes, I'd like to order a pizza.
Me: I'm sorry but you have the wrong number. This is a hotel.
*hangs up*

*phone rngs, outside line*
Me: Opening spiel
SC: I'm trying to order a pizza.
Me: I'm sorry but you still have the wrong number.

I get a slight break before SC calls again from an outside line.
Me: Opening spiel
SC: Look I'm trying to order a fucking pizza!
*click*

You know that urban myth where a babysitter gets a phone call from a mysterious stranger, and the police trace the call only to find it's coming from upstairs? That's kinda how I felt after picking up the phone from an in-house line whereupon I recognize the voice immediately.

Me: Opening spiel for in-house calls
SC: I'm trying to order a fucking pizza.
Me: I'm sorry I thought that when you were calling previously that you were an outside line confusing us for a pizza place.
SC: None of these numbers in the room work.
Me: I apologize for that but let me give you a number that does.
SC: Do you know why they don't work?
Me: I don't know.
SC: Of course not. You're incompetant and you have your head up your ass.
Me: (without commenting) *rattles off pizza delivery number*

[Exaspera]

Soooooo tempting to give him the number to McDonalds or something.

[superhotelworker]

No no. It's *hang up the phone and smirk* "I'm incompetent.. who can't use a phone book?"

[bainsidhe]

No no. It's *hang up the phone and smirk* "I'm incompetent.. who can't use a phone book?"

Ah ha ha, you beat me to it!

[Mr Hero]

Thought of this one on the way home from work.

SC: Of course not. You're incompetant and you have your head up your ass.

Me: I'm just trying to see things from your point of view.

[AtDIelement]

Thought of this one on the way home from work.

I always have that problem... I come up with the perfect comeback when it's too late.

[Aethian]

From the hangups I would have been pissed at the desk jockey. Specially if I stated a problem and got hung up on.

[casey13]

I think I would have changed my first sentence to "Hey, I'm a guest" "or these numbers aren't working." Even better would be, "I need the number for Pizza Hut. The number in the room doesn't work."

Ten to one they called the front desk from a cellphone.

[tollbaby]

Except the guy wasn't saying he couldn't reach the pizza place, Aethian, he was just saying, "I want to order a pizza"... and if it's coming in from the outside line, what else was the OP supposed to do after saying, "You have the wrong number" twice?

[Aethian]

Right but when I use to have a landline and got a wrong number I would usually wait after saying "You have a wrong number."

I don't know the speed of things, all I know is if I heard, "You have a wrong number" and then got hung up on I would be pissed.

[Dips]

We're going to drop this line of discussion now. It's failing to see the suck.

[blas]

This is a whole new kind of Urban Legends. I'll bet with all of our stories combined, we can put the best of the worst to shame.

[PepperElf]

he was probably dialing wrong
and blaming you for the "system" malfunctions
instead of admitting he didn't know how to dial to an outside line

[Geek King]

This is a whole new kind of Urban Legends. I'll bet with all of our stories combined, we can put the best of the worst to shame.

Of course. Fiction has to be believable.

[taxguykarl]

Thought of this one on the way home from work.

SC: Of course not. You're incompetant and you have your head up your ass.

Me: I'm just trying to see things from your point of view.

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