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Cable Customer Capers!
They're baaaaaack! Enjoy these ridiculous cable customer comments.
C: I have a distorted picture on my TV. Can you hear it?
Me: Are you having an audio issue too?
C: No. What do you mean?
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C: I was talking to a girl over there earlier who was preaching to me! I had to go to my own church with my own priest so I could get preached to, because your girl wasn’t qualified to preach to me!
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C: Hey, a lady told me that someone I don’t know paid my cable bill for me, so I didn’t think nothin’ of it until I found out they DIDN’T pay my cable bill! So why they didn’t pay it??
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C: I’m tired of you charging me to use 411. How do I find a phone number without using 411??
Me: You can use the phone book or the Internet.
C: That’s too hard and unreliable. I like 411 so stop charging me!
C: I have a distorted picture on my TV. Can you hear it?
Me: Are you having an audio issue too?
C: No. What do you mean?
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C: I was talking to a girl over there earlier who was preaching to me! I had to go to my own church with my own priest so I could get preached to, because your girl wasn’t qualified to preach to me!
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C: Hey, a lady told me that someone I don’t know paid my cable bill for me, so I didn’t think nothin’ of it until I found out they DIDN’T pay my cable bill! So why they didn’t pay it??
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C: I’m tired of you charging me to use 411. How do I find a phone number without using 411??
Me: You can use the phone book or the Internet.
C: That’s too hard and unreliable. I like 411 so stop charging me!
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