Cancer...of the LIVAH! (Grossness)

[DemoDiva]

(and yeah havign a guy expose himself to you can cause some emotional damages).

So can shitting all over yourself in public, then being berated by a member of staff about how your condition deserves no understanding.

[Gaki]

So can shitting all over yourself in public, then being berated by a member of staff about how your condition deserves no understanding.

But I'm still pretty convinced that just because someone has a condition doesn't mean they're suddenly allowed to be a dick. He didn't even bother to try to clean up after himself and didn't attempt to tell anyone that he'd made a mess either. Yes, I sympathize but he should have handled it better.

[Solumina]

You can't just run around with your willy out, I don't care what is wrong with you. No the staff member shouldn't have acted like that but his actions were far worse as he knew there was someone in there and he still went in with his dick out. I could understand him needing to run in, I still think that is the wrong thing to do but I could understand it. I could even understand him undoing his pants. But he knew that there was a woman in there and he still pulled down his pants. Hell right from the start he should have said it was a medical emergency (because when someone says emergency when it comes to the bathroom I don't think medical emergency) and the staff member could have asked the lady if it would be okay for her to wait to wash her hands, after all he was able to hold it long enough to wait for her to step aside enough to run past. Being an impatient asshole helps nobody and in this case lead to traumatizing a women and getting shit everywhere.

[Willis]

To be honest I felt kinda bad for him too, except that if a man walked into that room with me in it I would be MORTIFIED. I'm kinda a prude, I think I'd be so scared I might cry. I wasn't there and maybe my other CWs played it up but it sounded like she did mean business when she was yelling at him.

I've had women come into the men's room when I was in there at least twice off the top of my head. No one tried anything but us guys just kinda looked at each other like "wtf? ok whatever" she's gotta really go.

Each time the woman would be really embarrassed and apologize and we'd tell her it's ok. From each experience, it seemed to me that men are way more understanding when it comes to someone of the opposite sex having a dire emergency while women tend to be way more prude and quicker to judge.

[PepperElf]

very likely because they have wives & daughters and would hate seeing *them* pee their pants
plus many men are use to using restroom urinals, so they are more likely to be a little more relaxed about things too.

[Juggler]

LIVER CANCER: I don't care.

So when I was gone my CW had to deal with a problem that I am not envious of. A man walks into the store wearing gray sweatpants (relevant!) and he's a HULK of a man. She's walking out of the bathroom and a woman walks in as she's going out. The man nearly BOWLS HER OVER (she's NOT SMALL) trying to get into the WOMAN'S room.

CW: Sir, this is the woman's room.
SC: I know, I have an emergency, the men's room is full and I need to get to a toilet!
CW: There is a woman in there now, sir, once she comes out you can go in but not before. After she comes out you can use it and I'll stand by the door for you.

I really have problems sympathizing with CW. In an emergency situation, which this clearly was, normal rules of decorum go out the window. It really doesn't matter if it was cancer or just food poisoning. Making a man shit himself because some prude might be offended by seeing a strangers willie is just heartless.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Some butthead threw their butt in our mulch and set the mulch on fire. It's the first time I've ever seen the landscaping in flames. Hmm.

When I worked at Store2 we had someone do that once. No flames but there was plenty of smoke; you could smell it in the back hallway through the emergency exit door that was right there. I think the fire department came and sprayed it down just in case. (Wood chip mulch, though...it smelled really good .)

I gave him all tens and fives. I had twenties but if you're gonna be a jerk about it, you don't deserve them.

I try to make it so they have a hard time fitting the wad into their wallet, and if that means ten ones, that means ten ones. Hah. I'm such a horrible person...

Heh, I like it.

I had a guy once buy a $3.95 magazine with a $100 bill...5 minutes after we opened. The till started with $100 in 5s, 1s and coins. I told him I'd have to call the manager to get change from the safe unless he had something smaller; he didn't so we had to wait a couple minutes, and he said "Don't they give you any money?" I was tempted to take $3.95 out of the drawer and dump the rest onto the counter. "Here's your change, sir. Have a nice day."