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Mr. Customer, I feel your pain. I deal with every single one of those every time I work!
133. If you're using your card at the pump, and you have to ask me, "Why isn't it working for meeeeee?" chances are the answer is "You're doing it wrong." Furthermore, you're doing it wrong, with PICTURES to help you out!
134. Why yes, we are busy. It just so happens to be truck day. I'd invite you to stay and help us slave away putting our things away, but that's against corporate rules. Liability and all.
135. When I check your ticket, and tell you "You've won $X.XX" don't stare at me and expect me to know what to do with the money you won. I am not psychic.
136. Also, when I ask "Cash back?" when running your debit card, I'd like you to tell me how much, not just say, "Yes." and stare at me like I should KNOW.
137. How hard is it to add $10 onto your total if you want $10 cash back on your check?
138. Wow, you managed to count out exact change from the coins you've clutched in your palm. Can I have the cash to go with it, too? Thanks.
139. I do not know the prices of every single thing in the store. Yes, I know a lot of them, with tax to boot, but I'm not THAT good! Stop asking me!
140. Don't tell me to smile, or say that "it's not that bad". You don't know me. You don't know my life. You don't know that I don't have a reason not to smile.
141. FFS, if you spill coffee/pop/whatever while filling your cup, grab a napkin and wipe the counter off! It's really not that difficult, and would take a minute at most from your oh-so-busy day.
133. If you're using your card at the pump, and you have to ask me, "Why isn't it working for meeeeee?" chances are the answer is "You're doing it wrong." Furthermore, you're doing it wrong, with PICTURES to help you out!
134. Why yes, we are busy. It just so happens to be truck day. I'd invite you to stay and help us slave away putting our things away, but that's against corporate rules. Liability and all.
135. When I check your ticket, and tell you "You've won $X.XX" don't stare at me and expect me to know what to do with the money you won. I am not psychic.
136. Also, when I ask "Cash back?" when running your debit card, I'd like you to tell me how much, not just say, "Yes." and stare at me like I should KNOW.
137. How hard is it to add $10 onto your total if you want $10 cash back on your check?
138. Wow, you managed to count out exact change from the coins you've clutched in your palm. Can I have the cash to go with it, too? Thanks.
139. I do not know the prices of every single thing in the store. Yes, I know a lot of them, with tax to boot, but I'm not THAT good! Stop asking me!
140. Don't tell me to smile, or say that "it's not that bad". You don't know me. You don't know my life. You don't know that I don't have a reason not to smile.
141. FFS, if you spill coffee/pop/whatever while filling your cup, grab a napkin and wipe the counter off! It's really not that difficult, and would take a minute at most from your oh-so-busy day.
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