Please Don't Help (long)

[ralerin]

Myeh, I sleep with the hotel comforter on. I apparently generate a ton of heat but I can't STAND having sheets on top, just a comforter.

Regarding making a mess: I still feel like I should apologize to the maid who cleaned the room after boyfriend and I got finished the first time he was here...I had NEVER imagined I could have so much blood, all over me, him, the pillow, said comforter, the blankets and even down to the padding.

[Ironclad Alibi]

I apparently generate a ton of heat ...

So do I. I frequently sleep with just a sheet, or no covers, even in winter. Mrs. IA, on the other side of the bed, sleeps under several blankets, year round.

In hotels, I just fold the comforter and put it in the corner. Usually the cleaning crew leaves it there.

[tollbaby]

Regarding making a mess: I still feel like I should apologize to the maid who cleaned the room after boyfriend and I got finished the first time he was here...I had NEVER imagined I could have so much blood, all over me, him, the pillow, said comforter, the blankets and even down to the padding.

NOT ASKING!

Every hotel I've ever stayed at (usually Days Inn or Best Western calibre) has had a sign stating that dirty towels should be left in the bath tub. I make the bed, but I don't take everything off (sheets, blankets).

How does one leave cumstains??? If you're using a condom, then it should be a nice self-contained mess which belongs (in my opinion) wrapped in toilet paper and then tossed in the bathroom trashcan. If you're not, then again, it should be a self-contained mess IN A PERSON! How does it end up all over the sheets/blankets? I've never understood that.

[Treasure]

How does one leave cumstains??? If you're using a condom, then it should be a nice self-contained mess which belongs (in my opinion) wrapped in toilet paper and then tossed in the bathroom trashcan. If you're not, then again, it should be a self-contained mess IN A PERSON! How does it end up all over the sheets/blankets? I've never understood that.

Umm... take a glass that you can fit your hand into... fill it with water, and then dunk your hand fist into it...

that is how you end up with cumstains, even with a condom.

[surlykate]

I might leave the glasses ON the nightstand, but who leaves them IN the nightstand?

I was the housekeeper for my parents' cottage rental business while I was in school. Most of the time we had couples (honeymoon cabin or dirty naughty sex cabin or both) since they were supposed to be 'romantic'.

Once we had a group of 4 people stay in one of the cabins. At the end of the weekend, it took me about 3 hours to clean it (normally 30-45 minute job).

The best part was that they used many of the pots and pans, glasses, etc. Instead of leaving them out or putting them in the dishwasher, they simply put them back into the cabinets with the bacon grease, liquor, whatever else on them.

Gawd, people!

[Imogene]

How does it end up all over the sheets/blankets? I've never understood that.

Money shots... blame porn...

[superhotelworker]

My hotel the housekeeping gets to keep the tips. It's different for each hotel, individually owned and operated and all that..

I do know, we have guests that will:
fold their blankets off to the edge of the bed (like the housekeeping does to check for stains on the sheets and stuff before they remove them.)
and 2 of my long staying guests take out their own trash.

[Pagan]

How does one leave cumstains??? If you're using a condom, then it should be a nice self-contained mess which belongs (in my opinion) wrapped in toilet paper and then tossed in the bathroom trashcan. If you're not, then again, it should be a self-contained mess IN A PERSON! How does it end up all over the sheets/blankets? I've never understood that.

Umm... take a glass that you can fit your hand into... fill it with water, and then dunk your hand fist into it...

that is how you end up with cumstains, even with a condom.

Or there's not another person there to leave said....um....deposit in.

[Jester]

I apparently generate a ton of heat...

I've been involved with a couple women who were like that, walking heat producers. Blondie was very notable in this. At times it was cool, at times it was a bit off-putting, but once you (as the non heat producing party) get used to it, it's just like any other part of your partner.

How does one leave cumstains???

Well, let's see. WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT AHEAD. Skip it if you're squeamish.



Man to woman, no condom, ejaculation in woman: semen does not always stay in the orifice it is ejaculated into, whether it be the vagina, anus, or mouth. The first two can leak on to the bed, and for the last, not all women swallow.

Man to woman, no condom, ejaculation external for whatever reason: self-explanatory.

Man to woman, condom, ejaculation in condom: condoms leak. And I don't mean in the sense that there's a hole where there shouldn't be, I'm talking about the hole that is supposed to be there. Semen can leak out of it. Alternatively, when a condom is removed, semen can also leak out of it through the act of removing it from the penis.

Man to woman, any of the permutations above: not all cumstains are from men. To be blunt, some women are wetter than others.

Man to man: not all sex in hotels is done by heterosexual couples, and all of the scenarios above, with the exception of the ones that involve a vagina, can happen just as well with homosexual couples. And since you have two men, you have the potential for twice as much semen.

None of the above takes into accounts swingers, multiple partners, or just plain old-fashioned masturbation. But I think you get the idea.


Next question?

[DeltaSierra]

I have no idea if they provide the little envelopes. I doubt it, but the owner checks the rooms first. Either she pockets the tips or no one has tipped so far. So far she has been more then fair to me, so I haven't bothered to check to see how shady she is.

@siead_lietrathua: neat piles are fine. It means I don't have to go hunting.

First job as a teen was working as a hotel maid. I only found out after working over a year that the Owner had been stealing tips left for me because my Mother showed up one morning, and was looking for her (Owner.) Mom needed her to sign some paperwork (Mom was her accountant.) She found her doing a preliminary checklist for me (I was scheduled to work later) and saw her pocket the tip $ that was left for me. Mom then informed her that not only was Owner going to pay me all back tips that she had stolen, I was also going to get a $1/hr raise or Mom was gonna go talk to the labor relations board (she knew people ) Suffice to say I got a $150 bonus in my check that week AND the raise! YAY MOM!!!