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    Are You Serious?

    A light bulb for the brilliance of these two.

    Pizza Hut =/= My Store

    Old man walks in, about 5:06. He did not tell me he wanted cherry when I asked him what he would like on the buffet.

    5:10 - When is that cherry pizza coming out? (Buffet person replies it'll be a few extra minutes so she can make room on the bar.)

    5:13 - Hey, kid... are they putting in a cherry dessrt?

    5:15 - I would really like a cherry pizza right here, now.

    5:21 - Sweetheart, you need to get the cherry out here right now.

    5:22 - HEY! HEY!! Yeah... will you tell them to hurry up the cherry? (After completion, baking a pizza takes 6 - 8 minutes... and yeah, he asked ten minutes ago, but was told he was going to have to wait.)

    5:23 - Buffet person is angry, and asks me to let "that fussy old fart" to know the cherry is almost here.

    5:24 - "Sir, the cherry dessert is about two minutes from exiting our oven. The kitchen staff asked me to let you know you won't be waiting long."

    His reply? "That's okay. You have a long way to live up to Pizza Hut."

    Mine? "Well, WE're the ONLY ones with dessert pizza in this town."


    $16.99 =/= Free

    A woman calls, I explain that her "Giant 24 slice pizza as a cheese is $16.99" coupon means that her giant 24 slice pizza as a cheese is $16.99. She insists that means the pizza is free, but she will only be charged the toppings.

    She hangs up.

    A co-worker answers when she calls again, and the lady uses the coupon. No problems are had, and she seems to understand that $16.99 =/= free.

    She calls back.

    Me: I'm sorry you'd like to cancel your order, but I am required to ask why you don't want your $16.99 cheese giant pizza with pepperoni and sausage totalling $22?
    Her: We thought and we were TOLD our pizza was free except for the toppings!
    Me: Could you read your coupon off to me, please? Someone may have made a mistake ringing your order. (Yeah right...)
    Her:"Giant 24 slice pizza as a cheese is $16.99"
    Me: Okay, thank you.
    Her: It clearly says that I only have to pay for the extra toppings.
    Me: Ma'am, that coupon takes our $20 cheese pizza and knocks it down to $16.99. Your toppings still cost the same price.
    Her: This is ridiculous! $22 for a 24 inch pizza!
    Me: The giant pizza is much bigger than the 24 SLICES may sound, ma'am. The slices of the pizza are huge.
    Her: CANCEL MY ORDER. God, you idiots.

    *click*
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  • #2
    Quoth unholypet View Post
    Her:"Giant 24 slice pizza as a cheese is $16.99"

    Her: It clearly says that I only have to pay for the extra toppings.

    Her: God, you idiots.
    You're the idiots? Yet she can't understand that "This coupon gets you this pizza for $16.99" does NOT mean "This coupon get you this pizza for free!"?

    I need to go into my local liquor store and grab that $30 bottle of nice rum they were advertising. Since that means it's going to be FREE!

    "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is     Still A Customer."

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    • #3
      Just out of curiosity... how large is that 24 slices giant pizza of yours?
      I still miss my ex.
      But my aim is getting better.

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      • #4
        ...On a good day I can maybe eat 4 slices of pizza. Maaaaybe.
        And that's from the $10 special at ClosestGroceryStore...

        Presuming that I'm sharing with the hubband and those 4 slices are all I get out of that pizza..

        *shakes her head*
        She was complaining about a 24 slice pizza, which is practically 3 $10 pizzas...for $22? when she could have had a plain one for $17. So...$30 worth of pizza for $17.

        Oh man, she's right...that's a horrible deal. I'll take it off her hands
        I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. ~George Carlin.

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        • #5
          Quoth unholypet View Post
          Me: The giant pizza is much bigger than the 24 SLICES may sound, ma'am. The slices of the pizza are huge.

          *click*
          I pay 15$ for a Medium (8-10 slices) Pepperoni! I'm getting scammed! Then again, its Pizza Hut
          Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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          • #6
            And where does it say FREE anywhere on that coupon?
            Dull women have immaculate homes.

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            • #7
              Quoth Midnight_Angel View Post
              Just out of curiosity... how large is that 24 slices giant pizza of yours?
              It's somewhere around 2 1/2 feet long, maybe 1 1/2 foot wide.


              As for you,
              I pay 15$ for a Medium (8-10 slices) Pepperoni!
              That's about what our medium costs, but for six slices =p That giant pizza is about the size of three larges.

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              • #8
                Quoth unholypet View Post
                It's somewhere around 2 1/2 feet long, maybe 1 1/2 foot wide.


                As for you,

                That's about what our medium costs, but for six slices =p That giant pizza is about the size of three larges.
                When my hubby was stationed in the mountains of West Virgina, there was a little pizza place in our crossroads (couldn't call it a town or even a village by any stretch of the imagination). Soon after we moved there, his brother and sister in law came to visit, so we all went out for pizza. We hadn't had anything but a small pizza as take out before, so had no idea of sizes (it wasn't a chain place). But we figured, 4 hungry adults, we'd order the family size pizza, it seemed reasonable enough. We never asked the actual size.

                So we sit around chatting, and a bit later, here comes the waitress with a huge square pizza - it was larger than any extra large I'd ever seen by quite a bit. My mind immediately wonders how much leftover pizza we can fit in the fridge. Then as she walks away she asks "Would you like the other half now or when you finish that half?"

                Madness takes it's toll....
                Please have exact change ready.

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                • #9
                  Quoth unholypet View Post
                  It's somewhere around 2 1/2 feet long, maybe 1 1/2 foot wide.

                  Ouch. And for this size, something around $22 is expensive? Exactly what kind of world is that SC living in?

                  Last time I had a giant pizza, I paid 18€ for the a 50cm (some 20 inch) round one. Granted, it came with 7 toppings, but still...
                  I still miss my ex.
                  But my aim is getting better.

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                  • #10
                    Last time I had a giant pizza, I paid 18€ for the a 50cm (some 20 inch) round one. Granted, it came with 7 toppings, but still...
                    18 wha? I've never seen that symbol before x_X'

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                    • #11
                      Quoth unholypet View Post
                      18 wha? I've never seen that symbol before x_X'
                      €= Euro.


                      Here is some filler characters.

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