I work in an incredibly busy (read: also very understaffed) lower-end department store in Dublin city centre. People tend to treat it that way too, resulting in a huge amount of clothes marked by fake tan or with zips that have wrenched almost off.
SC: I want a discount for this, look there's fake tan here and HERE and the other 14 (US 10) is marked even worse! Disgraceful rah rah rah...
WHY do these people immediately get on the defensive. You are not more likely to get a discount if you're a total bitch, and who do they think got the fake tan there in the first place? Staff? Or did we purposefully order them? 'Yeah can we have 40 of the beaded white dress, with extra stains'. Piss off! We can't be held responsible for the fact that some of our customers are knackers and soil stock.
Me: Just one second
Manager: Yes, I see. Well since it's €35 I can give it to you for €31.50
SC: WHAT? 10%?? That won't cover the cost of the dry cleaning! €25
Manager: I am only allowed take 10% off. We can get full price if we send it back to the manufacturer. If you take it at full price, it will be marked on your receipt that it's stained and if it doesn't come out you can get a full refund. If you take the discount, you won't get an exchange or refund.
SC: No I want the discount, I want it for €25, 10% is not good enough
....and so on and so on. Two outcomes: Takes the 10% or leaves in a huff without buying it, thinking that we will cry ad lament the loss of a sale. Oh no, a sale! We're just crying out for them! The attitude is just ridiculous, often comes with a side attitude of 'How dare you have this on the floor?!?' because of course, even if we could keep track of everything that's stained or damaged, taking it off the floor would be fairly costly in the long run.
What's even better is when after a lengthy consultation with a manager (I can't override prices), the aggrieved customer will try to make me feel guilty that they're not allowed buy it for half nothing. Go away!
SC (holding 20+ €2, yes €2 scarves...a little bit more than a dollar): I want a MANAGER!
Manager: Yes?
SC: Every single one of these scarves are stained, I checked every single one! This is a disgrace, how can you sell these? etc etc...major rant....clearly doesn't want to buy the exact same pashmina anywhere else for more than €2....and on and on and on..
I mean really, that's amazing that you had the time to personally inspect our entire stock of black pashminas, do you think the girl who does the early shift and packs out pallet after pallet of shoes, bags, scarves, etc has time to inspect them? Or the girl on the later shift who tidies all of footwear, accessories, bags, scarves, sunglasses and jewellery as well as doing all the returns for them has the time either? Yet again, it's as if WE stained them or ordered them that way. The attitude of these people absolutely wrecks my head 'This item is for sale in YOUR shop and look, a thoughtless customer wrecked it unbeknownst to you and not any of your fault...I want a hefty discount rah rah rah and I'm prepared to use my best bullying demeanour and condescending attitude to make all sales assistants feel like shit to get it!' DIE DIE DIE.
SC: I want a discount for this, look there's fake tan here and HERE and the other 14 (US 10) is marked even worse! Disgraceful rah rah rah...
WHY do these people immediately get on the defensive. You are not more likely to get a discount if you're a total bitch, and who do they think got the fake tan there in the first place? Staff? Or did we purposefully order them? 'Yeah can we have 40 of the beaded white dress, with extra stains'. Piss off! We can't be held responsible for the fact that some of our customers are knackers and soil stock.
Me: Just one second
Manager: Yes, I see. Well since it's €35 I can give it to you for €31.50
SC: WHAT? 10%?? That won't cover the cost of the dry cleaning! €25
Manager: I am only allowed take 10% off. We can get full price if we send it back to the manufacturer. If you take it at full price, it will be marked on your receipt that it's stained and if it doesn't come out you can get a full refund. If you take the discount, you won't get an exchange or refund.
SC: No I want the discount, I want it for €25, 10% is not good enough
....and so on and so on. Two outcomes: Takes the 10% or leaves in a huff without buying it, thinking that we will cry ad lament the loss of a sale. Oh no, a sale! We're just crying out for them! The attitude is just ridiculous, often comes with a side attitude of 'How dare you have this on the floor?!?' because of course, even if we could keep track of everything that's stained or damaged, taking it off the floor would be fairly costly in the long run.
What's even better is when after a lengthy consultation with a manager (I can't override prices), the aggrieved customer will try to make me feel guilty that they're not allowed buy it for half nothing. Go away!
SC (holding 20+ €2, yes €2 scarves...a little bit more than a dollar): I want a MANAGER!
Manager: Yes?
SC: Every single one of these scarves are stained, I checked every single one! This is a disgrace, how can you sell these? etc etc...major rant....clearly doesn't want to buy the exact same pashmina anywhere else for more than €2....and on and on and on..
I mean really, that's amazing that you had the time to personally inspect our entire stock of black pashminas, do you think the girl who does the early shift and packs out pallet after pallet of shoes, bags, scarves, etc has time to inspect them? Or the girl on the later shift who tidies all of footwear, accessories, bags, scarves, sunglasses and jewellery as well as doing all the returns for them has the time either? Yet again, it's as if WE stained them or ordered them that way. The attitude of these people absolutely wrecks my head 'This item is for sale in YOUR shop and look, a thoughtless customer wrecked it unbeknownst to you and not any of your fault...I want a hefty discount rah rah rah and I'm prepared to use my best bullying demeanour and condescending attitude to make all sales assistants feel like shit to get it!' DIE DIE DIE.
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