I actually heard this conversation at the local bookstore today...
Idiot: my mother turns 70 tomorrow, and I need to know what year she was born.
Employees and onlookers: ...
Being the bastard I am, I couldn't resist not saying "Brain, I'm going to take you away to somewhere where the stupidity won't harm you." The idiot in question didn't say anything, but the (hot) sales girl was trying not to laugh. Sorry, but if you can't handle 2010 - 70 = 1940, you need a boot to the head
Idiot: my mother turns 70 tomorrow, and I need to know what year she was born.
Employees and onlookers: ...
Being the bastard I am, I couldn't resist not saying "Brain, I'm going to take you away to somewhere where the stupidity won't harm you." The idiot in question didn't say anything, but the (hot) sales girl was trying not to laugh. Sorry, but if you can't handle 2010 - 70 = 1940, you need a boot to the head

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