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When I was at Voldemart, the hiring kiosk was almost always in use during my shifts even though I was on nights. (Lots of people looking for work around here and Voldemart's one of very, very few employers that aren't on a complete hiring freeze.)
Don't try to use the kiosk when you're clearly drunk (evidenced by the smell, the loud banter with your friend about how much you both had to drink earlier this evening, and the fact that you can't quite master the difficult task of staying upright in the chair).
Don't show up without your adult child and fill out an application on his or her behalf. If that so-called adult can't get up and apply for the job him- or herself...
Try not to treat a job application as a whimsical, devil-may-care decision. I realize that this is JUST a Voldemart gig, but show up looking, smelling, and acting like you actually care. Didn't you notice the managers? Every time they get anywhere near the application kiosk, they look over and, sometimes, get on their radios. They're already weeding out applicants even though you haven't yet submitted anything.
Don't try to use the kiosk when you're clearly drunk (evidenced by the smell, the loud banter with your friend about how much you both had to drink earlier this evening, and the fact that you can't quite master the difficult task of staying upright in the chair).
Don't show up without your adult child and fill out an application on his or her behalf. If that so-called adult can't get up and apply for the job him- or herself...
Try not to treat a job application as a whimsical, devil-may-care decision. I realize that this is JUST a Voldemart gig, but show up looking, smelling, and acting like you actually care. Didn't you notice the managers? Every time they get anywhere near the application kiosk, they look over and, sometimes, get on their radios. They're already weeding out applicants even though you haven't yet submitted anything.
And I know this because, yes I too am old enough to know who Mr Magoo is.
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