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  • #16
    Quoth Jester View Post
    Very often, if you live in a port town.

    Yes, it's funny. And yes, it's true.
    Son of a gun!

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    • #17
      Quoth Chromatix View Post
      Son of a gun!
      Naw, "Damn the torpedoes!"
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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      • #18
        Hilarious but not surprising. We have people trying to register and activate the example serial number from our web site every now and then.

        The funniest ones are the people who are using the demo version and don't *have* a serial number because they haven't actually bought the software yet.

        Either they're too stupid to know that purchasing a license requires an exchange of money before the license information is given to them.

        Or they honestly think we're stupid enough to publish a valid license number on our web site where anyone can get it without actually buying a license.

        Not sure what's goes on in their pointy little heads.
        The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

        The stupid is strong with this one.

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        • #19
          Quoth Dips View Post
          Not sure what's goes on in their pointy little heads.
          You're supposing that there actually IS anything going on in their pointy little heads.
          Last edited by Jay 2K Winger; 07-09-2010, 10:21 PM. Reason: fixed broken quote
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          • #20
            Not sure what's goes on in their pointy little heads.
            absolutely nothing; all the stupid suffocated the rat on the wheel.
            look! it's ghengis khan!
            Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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            • #21
              At least she didn't try to use the Woolworth's number.
              Each one of us has a special place just like the Evergreen Forest. Enchanting, sparkling, and perfect. And, like the flowers that bloom there... fragile.

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              • #22
                Quoth MrsEclipse View Post
                At least she didn't try to use the Woolworth's number.
                Oh My God. I thought stupidity was a more recent event but it's been bad since the 1930s apparently. so on that note I remember Woolworths growing up...are they even around anymore? Or did they go away?
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                • #23
                  Quoth telecom_goddess View Post
                  Oh My God. I thought stupidity was a more recent event but it's been bad since the 1930s apparently. so on that note I remember Woolworths growing up...are they even around anymore? Or did they go away?
                  Apparaently the American one no longer exists.

                  The Australian one (they only share a name, they're not linked in anyway) still exists and has existed since 1924!
                  The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                  Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                  • #24
                    The British edition went out of business last year or something.

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                    • #25
                      Woolworth's went out of business as a department store in 1997. However, the company itself is still doing business as Foot Locker.
                      "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                      • #26
                        Also DGoddess, I can think of one to top that:

                        IIRC, there was a thread sometime back about a girl asking what would happen if she slept with a gay man....
                        The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

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