Well, for those of us in the U.S. of A, Independence Day has just passed. Yes, a day of parades, fireworks, and more red, white and blue than imaginable. It's also a day of mad crazy rushes at the c-store, which leave me, the clerk, exhausted. A few quickies from tonight, because my brain refuses to remember much right now.
1) Wait. Your. Turn. Don't dash by me, tossing money over the lottery scratcher holder, hold up a bottle of water, and tell me to keep the change for it. I have to scan the bottle. My coworker has to go grab a bottle from the cooler now so I can scan it, thanks to you, because my other co-worker and I have a line backed up, a line which your entitled ass should be in!
2) Stop trying to help, guy. My co-worker was confused enough about where the cigs her customer (NOT you) was asking for were, without you standing there shouting "down, down down! no, left left left!" like an idiot. Just leave, before I throw something at you!
3) If you want a bag for your kids for candy for the parade, just say it. Asking for a bag for ONE pack of cigs makes it sort of obvious. The guy asked, and I couldn't help but let out a "Really?" I'm not that stupid, dude. Just man up and ask for a damn bag!
4) No, I don't "know that you're 21", and no I will not sell any alcohol to you without an ID. No, I will also not let your friend there buy it for you. Asking him to buy it right in front of me showed me that your IQ is obviously lower than your age, whatever THAT may be.
Alright, well, as I said, my brain is fighting to shut down for the night, so, I think I'll head to bed. If anyone else had a crazy 4th at work, feel free to add to the thread!
Hope everyone had a happy one!
1) Wait. Your. Turn. Don't dash by me, tossing money over the lottery scratcher holder, hold up a bottle of water, and tell me to keep the change for it. I have to scan the bottle. My coworker has to go grab a bottle from the cooler now so I can scan it, thanks to you, because my other co-worker and I have a line backed up, a line which your entitled ass should be in!
2) Stop trying to help, guy. My co-worker was confused enough about where the cigs her customer (NOT you) was asking for were, without you standing there shouting "down, down down! no, left left left!" like an idiot. Just leave, before I throw something at you!
3) If you want a bag for your kids for candy for the parade, just say it. Asking for a bag for ONE pack of cigs makes it sort of obvious. The guy asked, and I couldn't help but let out a "Really?" I'm not that stupid, dude. Just man up and ask for a damn bag!
4) No, I don't "know that you're 21", and no I will not sell any alcohol to you without an ID. No, I will also not let your friend there buy it for you. Asking him to buy it right in front of me showed me that your IQ is obviously lower than your age, whatever THAT may be.
Alright, well, as I said, my brain is fighting to shut down for the night, so, I think I'll head to bed. If anyone else had a crazy 4th at work, feel free to add to the thread!

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