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What the hell is it with customers and bleeding all over my register!? Seriously, I had a man today with a cut on his hand at my register. When he came up with his purchase I did not know he had a cut, he simply threw his purchase down and asked for a towel or napkin. I couldn't find any at the registers so I told him so and finished up his transaction. After, he waved his hand at me and demanded "So you have nothing for me to clean up this blood?" WTF? Seriously, why wouldn't you address the matter of you bleeding first?! I guess he didn't suck so much, but what the f**k? That's at least the fourth person to not care that they are bleeding everywhere while paying at my register.
I am so sick of our freaking coupons...
...well not really the coupons themselves, but the morons who can't read them. We've really started cracking down on the "one per person per day" policy. Rightly so too, so many people print off stacks and expect to be able to use them all. Usually people don't ask what our policy is first and load up a cart full of the most expensive things they can find, then bitch when I can only take one. A lady I had today was at least the opposite. She came in the door and immediately asked me if she could use a coupon printed with a receipt and one she printed offline. I told her "one per person" and she began ranting and foaming.
Then she says probably the dumbest thing I've heard all week. She says "Well you all shouldn't give us so many coupons if we can only use one!!!" There are so many things ridiculous with that I could make an itemized list, but foremost is that she printed one of the coupons. That means she most likely had one from the previous week with a receipt and then went out of he way to procure another. WE didn't give her so many, she gave herself so many! 
"Wait...what?"
Not sucky just...odd?
A man gave me a candle and said it was the only one on the shelf. I asked him "Do you want me to see if we have more?" he answered, "Someday, maybe, I hope..." Still no clue what he meant, or what he thought I said.
I am so sick of our freaking coupons...
...well not really the coupons themselves, but the morons who can't read them. We've really started cracking down on the "one per person per day" policy. Rightly so too, so many people print off stacks and expect to be able to use them all. Usually people don't ask what our policy is first and load up a cart full of the most expensive things they can find, then bitch when I can only take one. A lady I had today was at least the opposite. She came in the door and immediately asked me if she could use a coupon printed with a receipt and one she printed offline. I told her "one per person" and she began ranting and foaming.
Then she says probably the dumbest thing I've heard all week. She says "Well you all shouldn't give us so many coupons if we can only use one!!!" There are so many things ridiculous with that I could make an itemized list, but foremost is that she printed one of the coupons. That means she most likely had one from the previous week with a receipt and then went out of he way to procure another. WE didn't give her so many, she gave herself so many! "Wait...what?"
Not sucky just...odd?
A man gave me a candle and said it was the only one on the shelf. I asked him "Do you want me to see if we have more?" he answered, "Someday, maybe, I hope..." Still no clue what he meant, or what he thought I said.
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