Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Quick... and NASTY

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Quick... and NASTY

    You know where I work, you know how much I hate it.

    Guy comes up, isn't an SC proper, but I do notice a tattoo.

    "Fuck a friend when you got a cousin that's a twin

    RIP Micheal [sic]"

    Cousin that's a twin. So his father fucked his aunt? Ewwwwwwwwww!
    http://www.pirikapirilala.tk

    Check out my blog today!

  • #2
    It might sounds to me that it means "You don't need a friend when you've got a cousin whose like your twin"
    I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

    Comment


    • #3
      Quoth RayvenQ View Post
      It might sounds to me that it means "You don't need a friend when you've got a cousin whose like your twin"
      Whose what is like your twin?
      http://www.pirikapirilala.tk

      Check out my blog today!

      Comment


      • #4
        I believe Rayven meant... "You don't need a friend when you've got a cousin who's like your twin" Not picking on anyone, just clarifying. Rayven, your explanation sounds the best! Still, an odd thing to put on your skin permanently!
        "And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare

        Comment


        • #5
          Could have been a double cousin. If two pairs of siblings marry each other, their kids are double cousins, and are genetically half-siblings. If two pairs of twins marry each other, their kids are genetically full siblings (but still genealogically cousins). If those double cousins were born around the same time, I bet they'd feel like twins.
          We have enough youth. How about a "Fountain of Smart"?

          Comment


          • #6
            Quoth Rappunzill View Post
            If two pairs of twins marry each other, their kids are genetically full siblings (but still genealogically cousins).
            Identical twins, to be precise. Fraternal twins are no more alike than any other siblings.
            I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
            My LiveJournal
            A page we can all agree with!

            Comment


            • #7
              Quoth Rappunzill View Post
              Could have been a double cousin. If two pairs of siblings marry each other, their kids are double cousins, and are genetically half-siblings. If two pairs of twins marry each other, their kids are genetically full siblings (but still genealogically cousins). If those double cousins were born around the same time, I bet they'd feel like twins.
              AARRRGGGHHH I am so confused now.....I hate figuring out these kinds of relationships....
              https://www.youtube.com/user/HedgeTV
              Great YouTube channel check it out!

              Comment


              • #8
                Pay close attention, there may be a quiz at the end:


                My brother's ex-wife had a son from her first marriage.
                This son grew up, met a girl, fell in love, got married and had babies. (Not neccesarily in that order.)

                Then his mother met her father and they also married.

                This means his mother is now also his mother-in-law and step-mum. His wife is his step-sister. His kids are his nephews and neices and he is his own step-brother and brother-in-law.


                Yes we do live in a small village. Why do you ask?

                Comment


                • #9
                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0s5Kn9QXtU

                  Someone had to post this here lol

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Quoth Pony_Boy View Post
                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0s5Kn9QXtU

                    Someone had to post this here lol
                    That's hilarious! I always thought the song was a hoot, but I had never seen the Muppet version. That's the best one I've seen!
                    The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      Well I met a guy in high school and we started dating. His dad was divorced and my mom was single. They started dating. The guy and I broke up. His dad and my mom got married. I started dating my new step-dad's nephew. We are now engaged.

                      My mother will be both his aunt and mother-in-law. My stepdad is both his uncle and his father-in-law. I have successfully made the family tree into a diamond.

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Quoth incognitocook View Post
                        That's hilarious! I always thought the song was a hoot, but I had never seen the Muppet version. That's the best one I've seen!
                        glad you enjoyed it

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Cousins married sisters. The best man at the second wedding (one of the cousins, so the bride's brother-in-law) said, during his speech "And now, in proper [religious-ethnic group] tradition, not only is [groom] my cousin, he's also my brother". I was the only one who laughed (It was mostly a joke, but not as original as I thought. Everyone from that group was used to it.)

                          Comment

                          Working...