Middle of the day, on the 31st, I have a half-senile old man in front of me.
"Are you the one that's working today?"
... That would explain why I'm wearing a M&P's uniform.....
"I'll take six honey wings, and a pound of ham"
"...I ... don't know how to sell ham."
"I just need a pound of it"
"I don't know where we keep it, or what the price is"
(Takes over 5 minutes to find someone who DOES know where the ham is, and another 5 to find the price)
I look at the clock. 6:50. I look forward. Six people standing around, all wanting hot wings. There's 50 in the case. Problem? All 50 are reserved for someone who called in two weeks ago
.
"How can you guys not be cooking anymore? I wanted hot wings!"
"...Well, it's 10 minutes before we close on New Year's Eve... we aren't cooking any more"
"But I promised the guys I'd get them hot wings!"
"You should have called in beforehand. There's nothing I can do about it now. Have a happy new year."
"Are you the one that's working today?"
... That would explain why I'm wearing a M&P's uniform.....
"I'll take six honey wings, and a pound of ham"
"...I ... don't know how to sell ham."
"I just need a pound of it"
"I don't know where we keep it, or what the price is"
(Takes over 5 minutes to find someone who DOES know where the ham is, and another 5 to find the price)
I look at the clock. 6:50. I look forward. Six people standing around, all wanting hot wings. There's 50 in the case. Problem? All 50 are reserved for someone who called in two weeks ago

"How can you guys not be cooking anymore? I wanted hot wings!"
"...Well, it's 10 minutes before we close on New Year's Eve... we aren't cooking any more"
"But I promised the guys I'd get them hot wings!"
"You should have called in beforehand. There's nothing I can do about it now. Have a happy new year."
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