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    The phone inside the Visitor parking booth rings. There is a black car at the exit gate. Here is what happened.

    me: "Visitor parking booth. How may I help you?"
    sucky female: "It is $5.00 to park here?" *she must have seen the sign stating $5.00 & where to park at which is posted at the exit gate*
    me: "Yes"
    sucky female: "Can you raise the gate for me" *not a question, a demand*
    me: "You pay inside the building."

    I hang up the phone. She does not back up.

    The phone inside the booth rings again. I notice on the "display" it is the extension to campus police. The phone only rang once.

    She is still waiting at the exit gate.

    The phone rings again. It is her. Oh joy.

    me: "Visitor parking booth. How may I help you?"
    sucky female: "Yeah...can you let me out. I did not see the signs stating Visitor parking is $5.00" *not a question, a demand*

    You can clearly see the 2 signs when you pull up to the booth window.

    me: "no, I see the 2 signs. You will have to ask the parking office about that. They are on the 3rd floor *the sign right in front of you states this as well*. I cannot raise the gate"

    I hang up the phone. She does not back up. She presses the call box again.

    Campus police call me & ask me "why does she keep on pressing the call button?" When you press the call button, the call goes directly to dispatch. I tell them she will not pay for her parking. They tell me she has to pay for her parking.

    She finally backs up.

    A couple of minutes later "Nancy" from the parking office calls me & asks if she backed up. I told her she did. She then told me she cursed at campus police when they handled the call at the call box.

    Then campus police call me again & ask if she backed up. I told them yes & that she told me she did not see the 2 signs stating Visitor parking is $5.00. They told me that they told her "you can easily see the 2 signs before you get to the entrance gate." That must have been when she cursed at them.

    I did not see her exit. I do not know where she went to.

  • #2
    Maybe she chose to drive off an upper level deck rather than pay the $5?

    We can only hope.
    Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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    • #3
      Or driving angrily around the garage in circles somewhere.
      Dull women have immaculate homes.

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      • #4
        EvilEmpryss:

        Your reply made me laugh. Unfortunately the garage is only one level, & so she could not drive off the 2nd level.

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        • #5
          Then your only hope is that she decided to sit in her running car with all the windows closed and attempt to asphyxiate herself out of a perverse sense of pettiness. She will NOT pay that $5 'cuz she didn't see the signs!!!
          Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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          • #6
            When you find the car with the bleached skeleton in it, I'll give you $500 for it, whatever it is.
            - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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            • #7
              ^ $500 for a bleached skeleton is a pretty good deal...

              "Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021

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              • #8
                Is it bad that I REALLY want to get into a bidding war with Argabarga over the bleached skeleton?
                Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                • #9
                  get your skeleton's here

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                  • #10
                    Quoth snugglegirl05 View Post
                    EvilEmpryss:

                    Your reply made me laugh. Unfortunately the garage is only one level, & so she could not drive off the 2nd level.
                    Somehow, I doubt the fact that she can't wont stop her from trying.
                    I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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                    • #11
                      if she's a student... too bad her academic record can't get bad marks on it for screaming at the cops...

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                      • #12
                        Quoth PepperElf View Post
                        if she's a student... too bad her academic record can't get bad marks on it for screaming at the cops...
                        Campus Police at either university I attended would have LOVED that. Just attach a caveat to all her transcripts stating she is defiant to authority and can't understand basic instructions
                        Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                        Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                        Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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