Just.......Why? (Girlie Medical Stuff)

[Syriilord]

You have my sympathies Angel, for having to hear random ick like that when you least expect it. Have some bacon cookies as consolation.

[EvilEmpryss]

I've had grown men cry in front of me, begging me to know which of our medicene will make them have huge erections.

These guys (and the advertisements that seem to lure them in) are just stupid. Meds may be able to give you a harder, more sensitive, or longer-LASTING erection, but only genetics or surgery are going to be able to do anything about making it bigger.

If I was less scrupulous (and had some starting capital) I'd put a bunch of innocuous materials into a pill with some caffeine and start my own "male enhancement" company.

Unfortunately, I may be evil, but there are some lows even *I* won't stoop to.

[Plaidman]

If I was less scrupulous (and had some starting capital) I'd put a bunch of innocuous materials into a pill with some caffeine and start my own "male enhancement" company.

Unfortunately, I may be evil, but there are some lows even *I* won't stoop to.

You ever read that Ezyme or whatever its called? With Bob! Smiling Bob!


Yeah. The maker of that did just throw a bunch of cheap natural chemicals, and proclaim it would do that. Big lawsuit.

[XCashier]

It just shocks me the things some people think is appropriate to share with their customer service rep/cashier/etc. Since starting back on the cash register, I've had someone share with me the fact that they have a massive flea infestation at their house, another ask me if I'd like to get involved with her passion party business, and another go on for FAR too long about how your bowel movements dry up as you get older and how you need to take/eat things to 'help it along'.

When I was working at the Drug Store From Hell, I had several customers like that. One elderly lady bought a jar of Metamucil, then loudly announced, "I really need this, I have so much trouble with my BOWELS!!!" Honestly, I don't give a rat's ass. Buy it for regularity, but it for someone else, hell, buy it because you need to finish your sand painting and can't find orange sand anywhere. I don't care and don't need to know, I'll just sell it to you without the details!

She wasn't the worst, believe it or not. The worst was a guy buying one of those RID head lice kits, complaining that he had bad head lice, then opening the box, taking out the comb, leaning towards me and combing his hair in my direction!!!

[ralerin]

I can top this.

Tonight, at college, I'm in the bathroom, doing my business when two women come barging in and saying, "Oh god we need to change", and they had bags with clothes in them. Alright, so I'm turning the lock and going out, when one of the women turns to her companion and says, "Oh, I have a third nipple, you wanna see? Here. I'll pull down my bra."

No, I didn't see it. But the other woman seemed fascinated.

[Seshat]

Heck, I'm grossed out by my own.

But then, that's largely because I know it's not normal or healthy. I lose unhealthy amounts of fluid and it's unhealthily ... well, let's leave it at that.

My doctor and I are working on it, though.

[hinakiba777]

Important Fact about History= There was a point in time once women had started working, where women were forced to take the week of their periods off with no pay. Especially at candy factories because the owners were afraid the women would "infect" the candy.

It makes sense in some ways but not in others.

My mother when she was young had very clean, painless, magical periods. She likes to refer to TotM as "Happy Days." I on the other had get cramps, back Pain, mood swings and a few other nasty surprises. When I was in high school it was much worse to the point that i usually took a day or two off school EVERY month. I thought I was going to die.

Mom did not understand and my older brother and father often had to stop me from trying to murder her. Yes mother, tell the girl in horrible pain who's having violent mood swings that she should just "get over it"!!!!

Apparently birthing my brother and I was also painless except for a leg cramp when she had my brother. She didn't tell me until i was 20 that she HAD had drugs for the delivery.

[Rapscallion]

"If only you knew."

"If only I cared."

Actual conversation I had at work with a female colleague.

Rapscallion

[telecom_goddess]

Don't these guys ever read their Spam??!!

Hell they can have MY spam I get solutions to this all time time

[Ironclad Alibi]

Important Fact about History= There was a point in time once women had started working, where women were forced to take the week of their periods off with no pay.

The isolation of women during that week dates back to at least 400 BCE.

Leviticus 15:19 (King James Version): And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.

[BookstoreEscapee]

"Please don't take out your lack of female friends on me. I. Am. Not. Your. Friend."

I don't really want to know these things about my friends, either, quite frankly.

[Stryker One]

If your flow is really that heavy, why not invest in a wet/dry vac?