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  • #16
    Quoth Ree View Post
    Every single one of Dave's customers, apparently.
    I know, I know...
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • #17
      Quoth Grumpy View Post
      African, or European?
      I don't know that.
      To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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      • #18
        She has an epic failure to communicate...VRS, you have my sympathies. *hands over some hard liquor on the rocks to VRS*
        I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
        Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
        Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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        • #19
          Quoth Micer View Post
          Paint a picture for me, Dave.
          *Smothers Micer's mouth with one of EQ's cookies*


          Shhhhhh! That "Paint Me A Picture" Guy will come back!

          Anyone else wanna go up to Dave's Tourist Town and watch him at work to see if he deadpans all this stuff or is it just me?
          Now a member of that alien race called Management.

          Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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          • #20
            Quoth Mr Hero View Post
            I don't know that.
            You have to know these things when you're King.
            And the sky was full of stars... and every star, an exploding ship, one of ours...

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            • #21
              Mm, best silencing ever.
              Okay everyone, lets all point and laugh at him right about....

              Now.

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              • #22
                I know, right?!
                Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                • #23
                  No no. She wanted the color of the drapes, the square footage of each room. What was in each room (including how each room was laid out), how far from the beach..in inches..it was. How many neighbors (and how far they all were in centimeters) from her, and how many total strands of hairs there were all totaled on her neighbors head. Of course you should know this off the top of your head, and know that is what she is asking for.

                  until you

                  You need an easy bakers dozen cookies after that...
                  Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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                  • #24
                    I agree with South Texan. She wanted to know what facilities the "resort" has.


                    And yes, if they're expecting a full-amenities-all-inclusive resort, then I do understand why they're behaving the way they are. But they should check BEFORE they pay.
                    Seshat's self-help guide:
                    1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                    2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                    3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                    4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                    "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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                    • #25
                      This uber-bitch doesn't need a resort, she needs to be sent to a desert island in the middle of the Pacific guarded by sharks where she will never escape and terrorise workers. Or maybe you should suggest she take a trip through the burmuda triangle?
                      "A satisfied customer - we should have him stuffed." - Basil Fawlty

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                      • #26
                        What did she do, dial 1-800-rent-a-villa while she was sleep-walking? How--no, WHY--would she reserve something without knowing what it was and what she was getting for the money??

                        No, wait, it's coming to me....

                        ...Oh, yeah, so she can claim it wasn't what she assumed it would be, which has to be the fault of the person who took her reservation, and therefore she's entitled to a free stay at this place. Throw in some vulgar names and swear words so she can guarantee the person on the phone will lose patience with her; now she can claim disrespectful treatment of Her Royal Highness, the Almighty Customer, and get a free two weeks in the most expensive room during the busiest part of the tourist season.

                        Or she could just be a complete twat. That's my guess.
                        When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                        • #27
                          Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                          Who the hell books a reservation without knowing the first thing about the place?
                          SC's of course.
                          Dave seems to draw them like a tractor beam.
                          I think South Texan was right about this piece of work. She thought (wanted to believe) that she booked an all-inclusive resort only to find out that she is getting a vacation rental.
                          I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

                          Who is John Galt?
                          -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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                          • #28
                            I get the feeling that these people got VRS's number (front desk it sounds like) when they wanted sales. They're looking for someone to spew BS at them. Front desk isn't always given the golden shovel.

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                            • #29
                              she needs a resort, just not one with beaches and lawnchairs...
                              look! it's ghengis khan!
                              Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                              • #30
                                Quoth chainedbarista View Post
                                she needs a resort, just not one with beaches and lawnchairs...
                                You mean this one:

                                where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
                                to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
                                to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
                                To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
                                weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
                                coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
                                I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

                                Who is John Galt?
                                -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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