"I want a good-looking waitress!"

[Jester]

Which makes it ARM candy? ^-^

Which, by the way, is a fucking awesome phrase, and one I shall use!

True story; I go to a lot of gay bars.

I live in Key West, which is known for its open and brazen gay population, as well as its general tolerance towards all lifestyles. So of course I have been to gay bars. I do love when some people question me about that, though. "Dude, you were at [Gay Bar] the other night?" Me: "Sure. Their beer is damn cold."

Amusingly, the last three times I was in a gay bar, I had a hot chick sticking her tongue down my throat. (Different women each time.) Cold beer? Hot chicks? Most of the men not interested in most of the hot chicks there? What's not to love about a gay bar for a straight dude like myself?

[Dave1982]

Amusingly, the last three times I was in a gay bar, I had a hot chick sticking her tongue down my throat. (Different women each time.) Cold beer? Hot chicks? Most of the men not interested in most of the hot chicks there? What's not to love about a gay bar for a straight dude like myself?

Really? I'll have to keep this little tidbit in mind.....

[Whiskey]

^which is why I stopped going, now that I think about it.

[hinakiba777]

Which, by the way, is a fucking awesome phrase, and one I shall use!

Thank you, sir!

I no longer go to the Gay Bay because the amount of straight guys who started showing up made my gaydar confused. Plus, while I am straight there are many girls who find me attracted. And 1 in 5 is always very...aggressive. So I don't feel safe there.

Plus my cousins husband is one of the bouncers and I tend to avoid places where the Family can spy on me.

[Magpie]

Which, by the way, is a fucking awesome phrase, and one I shall use!

Had you not heard that one before? Maybe it's a Canadianism?