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  • #16
    Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
    I feel asleep. >.>
    Uh oh. The truck have started to move.
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    • #17
      Quoth Mr Hero View Post
      Uh oh. The truck have started to move.
      Metal Gear.. classic!

      No one else got the Metalocalype thing?
      I will never go to school!

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      • #18
        I choose to believe your use of the term 'custody service' is intentional.
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        • #19
          Quoth Hyena Dandy View Post
          I choose to believe your use of the term 'custody service' is intentional.
          Actually its not, but perhaps my spell check has a sense of humour. -.-

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          • #20
            Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
            Actually its not, but perhaps my spell check has a sense of humour. -.-
            Your spell check is broken. It let you get away with "colour."
            To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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            • #21
              Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
              I feel asleep. >.>
              Wow. Been playing Metal Gear lately?

              The Saga
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              • #22
                Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                Your spell check is broken. It let you get away with "colour."
                My spell check speaks proper English. -.-

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                • #23
                  Quoth BaristaTrav View Post
                  Metal Gear.. classic!

                  No one else got the Metalocalype thing?
                  I'm a huge fan of that show and didn't get it. What episode is it from?

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                  • #24
                    Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                    Actually its not, but perhaps my spell check has a sense of humour. -.-
                    Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                    Your spell check is broken. It let you get away with "colour."
                    And also "humour".
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                    • #25
                      Quoth searssoulslave View Post
                      I'm a huge fan of that show and didn't get it. What episode is it from?
                      Not so much an episode as just Murderface's lisp in action.

                      Quoth BaristaTrav View Post
                      through that whole drunken man saga.. was anyone else thinking of William Murderface from Metalocaplypse?
                      Not until you mentioned it, but Murderface wouldn't go on that long without being found out by Ofdensen, who'd give him a typical Charles Lecture about "not bothering my message service," and "why didn't you just call my personal number? You have it on your cell phone."
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                      • #26
                        GK, your posts make me laugh so hard I can barely breathe. I'm just sorry you have to go through that in order to bring them here.

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                        • #27
                          My apologies, normally I try to keep Diablo sealed within. But I lost my grip on him for a moment there. Inadvertently giving you a glimpse of the blackness within. Although I think this is literally the first time I have terrified a caller into hanging up. I'm not sure if I should be proud of myself or disturbed.
                          Under the circumstances...both.
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                          • #28
                            Y'know, reading the drunkard saga, I knew there was a 'voice' that I was reading it in but I couldn't quite remember who it was. Definately a Murderface voice for that one.

                            I also read GK's line (that made him hang up) in Nathan Explosion's voice...
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                            • #29
                              Oh GK your posts make me laugh so hard I hurt. The level of stupid you must deal with daily awes me. It truly does.

                              The Saga was quite epic. I do not know how you survived it. Had I been in your shoes I would most certainly have attempted to find this person and dispatch of him. 12 hours! Who calls a place every 15 minutes for 12 hours. I do believe my favorite part was when he would aplogize to you for bother you, yet continue to torture you with his "emergency".

                              It is an honour as always to laugh at your tribulations, and thoughts.

                              Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                              My spell check speaks proper English. -.-
                              Yes Proper Canadian English. I've actually gotten bad marks in school for spelling things like an American.
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                              • #30
                                Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                                Blue or Depressed Dog. Take your pick.
                                Wouldn't a depressed dog be blue too?

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