Emergency Dishes

[Jester]

There's another way to spell moustache?

Yes. Mustache.

I'm going to try that if he calls again this weekend. Just say no to absolutely everything he says.

Glad to be the inspiration for such an experiment. Let us know how it turns out.

Assuming you survive, of course.

Chlorine sucks. -.-

Beats the HELL out of sand! (I.e., beaches.)

[Gravekeeper]

Beats the HELL out of sand! (I.e., beaches.)

Having not attempted sand, I cannot make a valid comparison. >.>

[dalesys]

There's another way to spell moustache? As for grey vs gray, grey has always "looked" better to me. And I've lived primarily in Texas since I was about 6!

Isn't a moustache when you substitute trap gleanings for lack of hirsuteness? ... and the mice are "grey".

Reminds me of an ancient Wizard Of Id strip where the Wizard gives his wife a fur coat...

"Oh! Thanks dear.
But won't the activists be upset about this?"

"Who'll miss a few thousand mice?"

[Jester]

Having not attempted sand, I cannot make a valid comparison. >.>

They say sand gets in everywhere.

They are not mistaken.

[hinakiba777]

My friend called someone a Douchemuffin today. This caused Cuntstrudel to flash into my brain. My mind seems to be trying to figure out how to stick the insult pateries together. Which makes me thying of eclairs and now it's getting mcuh worse.....

The way my life has gone, I probably would have been one of the people the caller was calling about.

please know I am quite envious of your apparent myriad of locational experience.

They say sand gets in everywhere.

They are not mistaken.

I have learned that I get Sand EVERYWHERE just by swimming and lying on a the blanket. I don't want to know what would happen if i started rolling around and doing things.

[Red_Dazes]

cuntstrudel..... new favorite word ever....I love you. And now the Beau is upset.

[superhotelworker]

I get those all the time too, and I'll let you in on a secret: In my professional experience, at least 75% of those calls are because you have a guest in-house who is either a drug dealer or a hooker. That's why the caller doesn't know their "friend's" room number, last name, or even first name.

True enough, but if you're going to try and get drugs and / or ass, you'd THINK you'd come up with a better way to do so, by hmm.. knowing who you're going to.

[Ironclad Alibi]

I'm going to try that if he calls again this weekend. Just say no to absolutely everything he says. Although I somewhat fear getting caught in a "Dish an emergency" vs "No" loop. Causing a protracted battle of wills.

If you get stuck in a loop, try mixing it up a bit.

No, Nien, Nyet, Non, Não, etc.

[Becks]

cuntstrudel

Yay!! A new insult to steal permanently borrow and amaze coworkers with!!

[Jester]

please know I am quite envious of your apparent myriad of locational experience.

I try. I really do. Merely to report back to you folks.

So will someone PLEASE have a talk with the ladies in the Keys and let them know that you are suffering from lack of reporting? Thank you.

[hinakiba777]

I try. I really do. Merely to report back to you folks.

So will someone PLEASE have a talk with the ladies in the Keys and let them know that you are suffering from lack of reporting? Thank you.

A male bouncer friend of mine once said something similar to me. "Hina, if you want me to tell you more dirty stories you have to get more girls to sleep with me." So I walked up to a girl at the bar and told her the bouncer thought she was pretty.

The next day he had a new story. Plus a pickup method he had a few his male friends try. I can honestly say that I've helped 20 male friends get their rocks off, and none have returned the favour.

[EricKei]

They're probably afraid that, if they hook you up, you will have less time to help THEM with their hookups...

[Jester]

I can honestly say that I've helped 20 male friends get their rocks off...

Impressive!

I don't know how many of my friends I've helped hook up, but I DO know that there was one impressive St. Patrick's Day a few years ago where I got seven different people laid....and I wasn't one of them. (Well, technically, 14 people, but I only KNEW 7 of them.) The pinnacle of my Wing Man career!

[Talon]

I have learned that I get Sand EVERYWHERE just by swimming and lying on a the blanket. I don't want to know what would happen if i started rolling around and doing things.

They say sand gets in everywhere.

They are not mistaken.

Uh-oh. Suddenly the term "go pound sand" takes on rather... disturbing connotations

My apologies, normally I try to keep Diablo sealed within.

Your Soulstone is starting to fracture? I'm amazed it took this long.

Although I think this is literally the first time I have terrified a caller into hanging up. I'm not sure if I should be proud of myself or disturbed.

Given the circumstances, I go with proud. Just as long as you don't unleash the Lord of Destruction. Then someone will have to climb the Summit of Arreat, and I hear that's hell this time of the year